Hmmm. What Do You Think This Shampoo Is For?

November 11th, 2008 | 08:22 am
 
In most countries, a bottle of testicle shampoo would say something like "Shampoo for those hard to reach areas" or "Shampoo for your manly parts." In Germany, though, they just slap a couple balls on the bottle (the one on the left, by the way, looks a little undernourished) and call it a day.
 
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6 Responses to "Hmmm. What Do You Think This Shampoo Is For?"

  1. Sterone Says:

    "In most countries, a bottle of testicle shampoo would say something like "Shampoo for those hard to reach areas" or "Shampoo for your manly parts."

    I don't buy that. I'm living in Europe and have been traveling alot and I can't really think of many other countries than the USA that has a culture of not talking things straight. The rest of the world dare to talk about things as they are.. why wouldn't they??

  2. Sterone Says:

    "In most countries, a bottle of testicle shampoo would say something like "Shampoo for those hard to reach areas" or "Shampoo for your manly parts."

    I don't buy that. I'm living in Europe and have been traveling alot and I can't really think of many other countries than the USA that has a culture of not talking things straight. The rest of the world dare to talk about things as they are.. why wouldn't they??

  3. Josh Says:

    To answer your question, Holy Taco: Your balls.

  4. Pratik Says:

    Shave your balls and you can skip having to buy this. I assure you, there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

  5. Pelz von Pelzenstein Says:

    even though no one will give a shit:
    it's not a shampoo for the hard to reach areas, but a shampoo made with eggs, wich was kind of common in germany in the 70's. and eggs is a common term for balls.
    if you think "oh, poor european idiots, having to wash their hair with eggs" then please resist the desire to send us money, chewing gums or soap in care packages and just go f**k yourself!

  6. Buddy Ice Says:

    These lists of women are getting to be a bit ridiculous; 50 hottest sci-fi babes, 60 best side boobs, 99 top women. C'mon, I'm at work, I don't have time to look at all this shit. What happened to top-10 lists?