Hooray! You just won the Memorial Cup as champions of the WHL! All that hard work and sweat has paid off and now you can kick back and bask in the glow of winning! But as you hoist the trophy and skate around the ice, the trophy breaks…so, instead of reaping your reward you just sort of stand there for a few minutes and stare at it. Then you make a half-assed attempt at putting it back together, and when that doesn’t work, you just put it in a pile, hand to one of your teammates and skate off. Congratulations!
fuck hockey baseball lacross football basketball and any other gay sport with lots of equipment and little excitment, MMA forever, now go back to your sandbox kiddies.
For the record you dont get the Memorial Cup for Winning the WHL you get it for Winning the WHL, Then Beating the winners of the OhL and The QMJL (and the host team makes up the fourth) Its one of the hardest things in sports to accomplish
I was hoping the long lost remains of Wayne Gretsky’s childhood pet dog would pop out or something. Listening to the half-assed commentators figure out what that meant live on TV would’ve been amusing.
I bet if they slowed hockey down like Baseball – created unskilled positions that say – do faceoffs only or have a designated shooter that sits at center ice only and to top it all off – put tight clothes on em – yikes. Then theres the all too funny World series where one other country beside the US participates. Other than the babes on this site, the content sucks as much as baseball. The douche who wrote this has to be a LARPer fo sure
Hockey is clearly the greatest sport around SFB’s!! Really should have inserted Ted Knight from Caddyshack yelling at Spaulding to “don’t just stand there – get some glue!!” after his wife breaks the piece of crap “Flying Wasp” during its Christening – now that would have been hysterical!!
Hockey is the best sport in the world.. suck my nuts
Hockey rules. Football pussys get a fingernail cut and stop playing. In hockey 50 stitches is a 15 minute set back. P.s. owner is a fag
Hockey rules. Football puXXys get a fingernail cut and stop playing. In hockey 50 stitches is a 15 minute set back. p.s. Owner is a fag I agree
fuck hockey baseball lacross football basketball and any other gay sport with lots of equipment and little excitment, MMA forever, now go back to your sandbox kiddies.
For the record you dont get the Memorial Cup for Winning the WHL you get it for Winning the WHL, Then Beating the winners of the OhL and The QMJL (and the host team makes up the fourth) Its one of the hardest things in sports to accomplish
Hockey Rules !
I was hoping the long lost remains of Wayne Gretsky’s childhood pet dog would pop out or something. Listening to the half-assed commentators figure out what that meant live on TV would’ve been amusing.
I bet if they slowed hockey down like Baseball – created unskilled positions that say – do faceoffs only or have a designated shooter that sits at center ice only and to top it all off – put tight clothes on em – yikes. Then theres the all too funny World series where one other country beside the US participates. Other than the babes on this site, the content sucks as much as baseball. The douche who wrote this has to be a LARPer fo sure
Hockey is crappy???? what sport do u like? pocket pool and Ukie Cookie dont count as sports in my book u silly Cunt
“Crappy As Hockey”
Now i understand why theres so many Golf and Baseball games giveaway on this site. Owners a fag.
When they were out winning a trophy and partying it up, having a good time, Holy Taco was sitting at home writing about it.
How does that make you feel? LOL
Hockey is clearly the greatest sport around SFB’s!! Really should have inserted Ted Knight from Caddyshack yelling at Spaulding to “don’t just stand there – get some glue!!” after his wife breaks the piece of crap “Flying Wasp” during its Christening – now that would have been hysterical!!
I am going to tell a story…
Hockey is lame.
The End
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Lmao thats so true, he must feel like a loser.
Geeky faggot
“Crappy as hockey”? This displeases the great and mighty Caesar. Strike this man Centurion. Strike him very roughly.
Hockey is one of the only sports not currently being dominated by a man of color, therefore, it does not suck, nor is it crappy.