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Hogan to Wife: Pay For Your Own Shit

According to usmagazine.com

Hulk Hogan, pictured here with the Ultimate Warrior, has contested his wife’s alimony claims.

“Linda is capable of supporting both herself and our son, Nick, who turns 18 in July,” says Hogan

I don’t like it when the Hulkster makes subdued statements like that. The Hulk Hogan I know would have grabbed a microphone that had somehow descended from above, and say something like, “You know what Linda? You been doin’ a lotta talkin ’bout this alimony! A lotttaaaa talkin’! But watcha gonna do when the Hulkster takes his $7.953 million dollars in properties and liquid assets and shoves them up your asssetttesssss!” (Loud, Raucous cheers)

2 Responses to "Hogan to Wife: Pay For Your Own Shit"

  1. joey DiPuma says:

    “Hulk Hogan, pictured here with the Ultimate Warrior, has contested his wife’s alimony claims.”

    ROFL that is fucking awesome. won’t be long before she starts pimping out that thick ass linebacker of a daughter. blue 42, blue 42 hulk hulk, hike

  2. Anonymous says:

    i haven’t really done much reading of this site before today, but i also haven’t found very many that have made me laugh as much as this one.

    “hulk hogan, pictured here with the ultimate warrior…” is just one example!

    effing hilarious!


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