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Hola. Mi Llamo Es “The Guy Who’s Gonna Bone You Later”. Como Estas?

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16 Responses to "Hola. Mi Llamo Es “The Guy Who’s Gonna Bone You Later”. Como Estas?"

  1. youknowscarecrow says:

    FIRST! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  2. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    why are they drinking piss

  3. Anonymousy says:

    had a threesome with these girls in Cancun, same night this pic was taken, I recognize the outifts.

  4. DonkeyXote says:

    Yeah, I remember that! That one in the black outfit totally wrecked your rectum with her 13″ penis! Good times, good times you little FUCKWIT

    FUCK YOU DWIGHT, FUCK YOU!

  5. pratik says:

    The title reminded me of the “bone my girlfriend” guy from Family Guy.

  6. Captain Obvious says:

    Why is the club empty? Also, shouldn’t there be an aging drunken short dude with a mustache named pedro incoherently slurring words at them? Isn’t that what cinco de Mayo is all about?

  7. Phil Jones says:

    If only Cinco didn’t have shitty beer like Corona Peewater. Also why do people that aren’t Latino or Spaniards celebrate it anyway? Fucking posers. Eat the corn out of my shit. Assmunchers!

  8. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    “Cinco de Mayo is a MEXICAN celebration, you stupid fuck. It isn’t celebrated in Spain or in other Latin American countries like you so mistakenly seem to believe.

    Assmuncher!

  9. El Juancho de la Sierra says:

    Hey pendejo it’s not a Mexican holiday either! It’s only celebrated in the United States ass-clown. Get a life and please do us all a favor and hit up someplace other than wikipedia before you impart your “wisdom” on the comment board, jotolon!

  10. Joey says:

    Ha ha ha, It IS a Mexican Holiday Juancho, we celebrate defeating Frenchies in Puebla…

    I liked that you empathized the word “Pendejo”.

  11. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Dwight, why won’t you learn you stupid ass motherfucker that regardless of how many ID’s you create, you ALWAYS end up showing how much of an ignorant fucking wanker you are.

    Lay off Wikipedia you retarted cunt for it does not count as a creditable source of knowledge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    STUPID DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT!

  12. El Juancho de la Sierra says:

    Who the fuck is Dwight?

    Anyways tarado Cinco the Mayo is only “celebrated” in Puebla, it is “observed” in the rest of Mexico to various degrees. Here in Sonora we don’t really pay much attention to it. But don’t let the facts get in the way of your little fiesta putos. And didn’t I just say that “Wikipedia” isn’t a reputable source pendejo! I don’t know what crawled up your diaper puto, but I’m not this “Dwight” that you bring up why don’t you go back to your momma’s tetas and stop bitching about mierda you don’t know puto!

  13. the representative says:

    Don’t worry about it Juancho, DonkeyPwnte is just pissed becuase of this:

    http://www.holytaco.com/friday-morning-link-dump-35

    Dwight is the troll that completely pwned DonkeyPwnte and made him stop commenting on this site for like two months. He’s only come back recently and is obviously still pissed because he hasn’t found a way to get back at Dwight.

  14. the representative says:

    Don’t worry about it Juancho, DonkeyPwnte is just pissed becuase of this:

    http://www.holytaco.com/friday-morning-link-dump-35

    Dwight is the troll that completely pwned DonkeyPwnte and made him stop commenting on this site for like two months. He’s only come back recently and is obviously still pissed because he hasn’t found a way to get back at Dwight.

  15. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Mmmm ¡qué ricuritas!

  16. Giògiò says:

    El Juancho de la Sierra ahaha eres la bomba
    “…hey pendejo” ahahahahahaha

    “Hola. Mi Llamo Es “The Guy Who’s Gonna Bone You Later”. Como Estas?”
    WTF do u use Google translator or what?


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