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Holy Shit! Monkeys Racing Bears On Bicycles!

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I really wish this was from a better angle and a little closer up, but I really shouldn’t look a gift monkey-bear-bike-race video in the mouth. It’s like if you won the lottery, but somehow lost a testical during the press conference where you collect the oversized check for 46 million dollars. You could complain about missing a testical, but you might as well focus on winning all that cash. This is one of those times where we should all just be happy with what we’ve got.

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6 Responses to "Holy Shit! Monkeys Racing Bears On Bicycles!"

  1. Josh says:

    This sounds like something I’d see in Katamari Damacy.

  2. Keeblerkahn says:

    Sadly, the monkey that won was disqualified when he tested positive for steroids.

  3. Anaughtybear says:

    I just hope that monkey that spilled his trike is okay. That’ll teach those bastards to push their monkeys so hard in competition.

  4. RAWR!!! says:

    DAMN I MUST SEE ANOTHER VIDEO OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Disasteroid says:

    I wanted the bear to win. I am sad./

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