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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

 
This week’s winner comes from "The Anal Sex To Chili’s Restaurant Analogy" that stirred up quite the debate.  Apparently we forgot about one type of woman who eats at Chili’s.
 
Winner: Ev
 
Comment:
 
Ev Says:

You forgot about the 5th kind of girl. The one who says she wants to go to Chilis, but as soon as you and her get there she wants to leave. "I’m not having fun let’s leave." You’re like "I just started, I’m not even close to finishing my food."
She’ll respond with "I don’t care, we’re leaving and if you give me too much crap I will never even talk about Chili’s again! Let’s just go to Taco bell."
"I’m sick of Taco Bell, we go there all the time. I want CHILI’S"

Editor’s Note: If you are Ev, please e-mail feedback@holytaco.com to claim your shirt.  Since I have no idea who that is, if we receive more than one person claiming to win, I have to discontinue comment of the week, then babies cry.  Don’t make babies cry.

3 Responses to "Holy Taco Comment Of The Week"

  1. Josh says:

    Here’s a flawless translation:

    “I’m not having fun let’s stop.” You’re like “I just started, I’m not even close to finishing.” She’ll respond with “I don’t care, we’re going to stop and if you continue to penetrate me I will never even bring up anal sex again! Just put it in my vagina.” “I’m sick of your vagina, I do it all the time. I want ANAL!”

    I felt like I was having sex with the computer typing that.

  2. Not Ev says:

    hey guys! its me ev! just here to claim my shirt!

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