Explore Holy Taco

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner comes from our "Charmin Toilet Paper: What’s Wrong With America" post.  I’ve never heard a more eloquent argument for baby wipes than this, and let me tell you, I have heard at least seven baby wipe arguments.
 
WINNER: Master Beef
 
COMMENT:
 
Master Beef Says:

Only a group of savages like yourselves even consider using toilet paper in this socio-ecomnic climate. My tastes are so advanced and refined i now prefer baby wipes.

This skin around your asshole is relatively the same as the skin on the rest of your body. If you had hot smelly shit plastered on your hand would you simply wipe it off with a tissue? While Some may say hell yes, others may opt to use soap and water to feel clean.The same applies when you chunk a deuce that more often than not has explosive properties or the consistency of toothpaste. Regular toilet tissue does nothing but smear it around. The wet TP trick sticks to your ass hair.

Baby wipes usually show babies on the label. When I see babies the first image to mind is an acre of putrid green baby shit. I think the solution is now clear.

EDITOR’S NOTE: If you’re Master Beef, e-mail feedback@holytaco.com to claim your shirt.  As usual, if I get more than one person saying they’re master beef, I have to shut down comment of the week, as well as steal the social security number of an elderly person and ruin their life.  Don’t make me do either of those things. 

 

29 Responses to "Holy Taco Comment Of The Week"

  1. Lexus says:

    Good site, admin.

  2. Panzer says:

    Good site, admin.

  3. Typephalp says:

    http://www.holytaco.com – cooooolest domain name)))

  4. Typephalp says:

    http://www.holytaco.com – cooooolest domain name)))

  5. Typephalp says:

    http://www.holytaco.com – cooooolest domain name)))

  6. Alex says:

    Good site, admin.

  7. Panzer says:

    Good site, admin.

  8. Hot says:

    Good site, admin.

  9. Alexis says:

    Good site, admin.

  10. Hot says:

    Good site, admin.

  11. Flash says:

    Good site, admin.

  12. Locker says:

    Good site, admin.

  13. TrillVille says:

    He makes a good point.

  14. Typephalp says:

    http://www.holytaco.com – cooooolest domain name)))

  15. SessyDuff says:

    Hello, I can’t understand how to add your blog ( http://www.holytaco.com ) in my rss reader

  16. Typephalp says:

    http://www.holytaco.com – cooooolest domain name)))

  17. Typephalp says:

    http://www.holytaco.com – cooooolest domain name)))

  18. Typephalp says:

    http://www.holytaco.com – cooooolest domain name)))

  19. rawrawintl says:

    vote for master beef

  20. Anonymous says:

    I have a new hero, that was epic.

  21. Typephalp says:

    http://www.holytaco.com – cooooolest domain name)))