WINNER: Master Beef
COMMENT:
Master Beef Says:
Only a group of savages like yourselves even consider using toilet paper in this socio-ecomnic climate. My tastes are so advanced and refined i now prefer baby wipes.
This skin around your asshole is relatively the same as the skin on the rest of your body. If you had hot smelly shit plastered on your hand would you simply wipe it off with a tissue? While Some may say hell yes, others may opt to use soap and water to feel clean.The same applies when you chunk a deuce that more often than not has explosive properties or the consistency of toothpaste. Regular toilet tissue does nothing but smear it around. The wet TP trick sticks to your ass hair.
Baby wipes usually show babies on the label. When I see babies the first image to mind is an acre of putrid green baby shit. I think the solution is now clear.
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