This Week's winner comes from our "Masturbating Is Way Too Easy For Kids These Days," post. Many of you shared your heart warming stories about the lengths you went to, to get porno. But only one of you shared a story that made me say "brilliant," after I read it.
WINNER: Baked Potato
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Baked Potato Says: February 10th, 2009 at 02:43 pm
On a related note, the guy who showed me the first porno I ever watched also had a sure fire solution for preventing his kid from becoming a porn fiend like him. He said when he grew up and had kids, he'd put a porno tape on the top of a shelf, and tell his son to never ever ever watch that video. Then he'd put a hidden camera in the room, and record it when his son eventually spanked it to the porno. Then one day he'd replace the porno on the shelf with the recording of his son jerking it. Done. Problem solved. Kid will never watch porn again.
Luckily, he still has yet to have any children.
EDITOR'S NOTE: As usual, if you're baked potato, please write in to feedback@holytaco.com, and we'll send you a shirt. If you're not Baked Potato, then don't write in, because if you do, I'll not only stop Comment of the week, I'll only post artist renderings of what it might look like if Camryn Manheim was made from the skin around my asshole. Don't make me make an artist do that.
I uh, won the comment of the week, last week. Iunno if it takes a while to get my shirt. But im a medium if your wondering and id love to get it so I can flaunt it around like the awesome mother fucker I am. Thanks.
We sent you your shirt, and I e-mailed you about it. Sometimes our e-mails go to junk folders, because honestly, why wouldn't they? Hmm, you should get it in the next week. Takes a couple. If not, e-mail me again.
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February 14th, 2009 at 12:10 am
I uh, won the comment of the week, last week. Iunno if it takes a while to get my shirt. But im a medium if your wondering and id love to get it so I can flaunt it around like the awesome mother fucker I am. Thanks.
February 14th, 2009 at 07:24 am
We sent you your shirt, and I e-mailed you about it. Sometimes our e-mails go to junk folders, because honestly, why wouldn't they? Hmm, you should get it in the next week. Takes a couple. If not, e-mail me again.
February 14th, 2009 at 11:58 am
wouldn't that make camyrn manheim mexican?
February 14th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
This T-shirt is cool!!I like it!
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