If Morgan Freeman asked me to kill someone I’d do it in a heart beat.
If you’re iamME!!!! please send an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org to claim your t-shirt.
Totally sweet Craigslist dating ad.
he’s married, but that’s ok.
Pretty much, yeah. If I gave 1/10 of a hairy rat’s ass about a Holy Taco t-shirt, I might actually be pissed.
This reinforces my belief that the “comment of the week” has nothing to do with the quality or humorousness of the comment, it’s just a comment plucked at random.
Take a look at the ‘Outbreak’ of Hot & Horny Babes right now…
Hey I live by the same law.
All he needs to do is read me the manual to a lawnmower in that comforting Shawshank narration voice.