Don’t know what to get your family for the Holidays? Well, that’s why we’re here, to create a bunch of really shitty products and set up
our own cafepress store where you can purchase them. So, please, purchase away! All proceeds go to the Eagles covering this weekend.
FRIDAY NIGHT WALL CLOCK
We all want to know if it’s time for doggy style sex. You shouldn’t leave that to chance.
SMUGGLES THE TEDDY BEAR
Text Reads: "You Can Cuddle Me! Or fill me with cocaine and smuggle me through customs. Your choice.
Osama Bin Laden’s Senior Photo T- Shirt
We all remember our awkward Senior Photos, so let’s help Osama remember his!
"Let’s Nuke Some Dogs" George Bush BBQ Apron
What better way to enjoy a barbecue then to make a joke about a possible nuclear war!
Obama Likes Nachos Campaign Poster (23X35)
How could a man who endorses nachos NOT get elected?
Barack Obama "Ya’ll Betta Rekognize" Campaign Poster (23X35)
Hopefully by now, everyone has rekognized. But in case they haven’t, this poster might help.
Cheetah 25,000 Dollar Pyrmaid Mouse Pad
Why wouldn’t you want your mouse pad to have two cheetahs playing 25k pyramid? I ask myself that daily.
Letting People Know Coffee Makes You Shit – Coffee Mug
Text Reads: "If I’m Holding This, I’m Probably Going To Shit Soon"
Now when you abruptly end a conversation, people won’t be mystified as to why.
I Don’t Care Coffee Mug
Text Reads: "I don’t care enough to get you a thoughtful gift, but I figure you probably drink things from time to time."
Who doesn’t drink things from time to time?
Dog’s Inner-Monologue T-Shirt
Text Reads: "Thanks for deciding to dress me in human clothes, yet still leaving my penis exposed"
Is he being sarcastic? Does he mean it? Either way, aaaaadorable!
Holy Taco Company Softball Shirt
We can’t afford a company softball team, but if we had one, we’d probably wear this shirt. Probably.
The Last Supper Halloween Greeting Card
Jesus knows how to throw a costume party, that is for certain. Now you can send your friends greetings thanks to his partying!
Rambo Holiday Card
What better way to say Merry Christmas than with a note from Rambo about an offensive break he’s taking.
The Predator Family Holiday Card
Every year I wish for the Predator and his family to send me a holiday card, and it never happens. Let’s not let that happen to the people you care about.
Mom Says I’m A Good Kisser T-shirt
You should be proud that your parents are also proud of you.
The So Hipster It Makes Fun Of How Hipster It Is Trucker Hat
It’s an ironic hat, that’s even double ironic because they’re not in style anymore. Yet you’re wearing it. Yet it says that you think it’s lame! The levels of irony!
Johnny Wickham Has No Penis Coaster
You don’t know Johnny, but we do. And he’s going to be awfully surprised that he’s on this gift list. But what he won’t be surprised about, is the fact that he has a small penis. Everyone knows that. Merry Christmas Johnny.
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
Where do I get that clock?
So what are you saying; that trucker hats aren’t cool?
holy shit those are some expensive posters. those bitches better come framed.
If I stay with midgets its actually quite big…
Well apparently midgets genitalia are normal size. It’s God’s way of saying sorry. Or just another bitch slap for you Johnny!
Can you guys get a car’s gasoline tank and put the same inscription on it, except it says “illegal immigrants” instead of “cocaine”?
I would buy that for $50.
Can you guys get a car’s gasoline tank and put the same inscription on it as the teddy bear, except it says “illegal immigrants” instead of “cocaine”?
I would buy that for $50.
Johnny Wicknam does have a small penis
are these real, or just a bs article? Too many good christmas presents here! You ship overseas?
I’ll be purchasing that wall clock so I know what time to do coke.
Yo, yo, yo
Looks good
Great job
Awesome, looks great!