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Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party

If you read this site with any regularity, you’ll notice whenever we write about an attractive woman, we link to her chickipedia page. So, as a thank you, the good folks over at Chickipedia invited us to their launch party. Here’s a recap of our night.

Brian (red haired guy above) decided he’d pull out his cash in hopes an attractive girl would notice, even though it was a) an open bar and thus drinks were free and b) he pulled out seven one dollar bills.

Holly Madison showed up to the party and checked out her Chickipedia page. This was right after Brian goes up to her and says, “Let me show you how to log on to your Chickipedia page!” and she was like, “I know how to use a computer,” causing Brian to awkwardly step to the side and stare at her.

Holly came with a bunch of playmates, and I was shocked to discover I had masturbated to most of them, which is what I was trying to indicate in this picture. (OK, I wasn’t that shocked.)

This is the new third writer of Holy Taco, Justin Thomas. He’s getting really drunk. He also dresses like a 1920s newspaper writer for some reason. Sometimes I go up to his desk and say, “Listen here, Thomas! I need that scoop now, not two days from now, not yesterday, now, see! Comprende compadre! You feeling the sauce I’m selling? We gotta sell papers, Thomas, papers!” Thomas normally says about three words all day, but this night he got some liquor in him and headed straight for…

…Holly Madison and her group of playmates. And, instead of taking his own seat, he decided to sit with her on her seat, which, as you can see, she’s thrilled about.

At this point, Thomas was on drink number “I’m totally hammered” and started asking questions like “How would a guy go about scoring with you…if that guy were say…me?” Except I think he was talking loudly and shooting spittle on her face, at which point her friend came to rescue her. But Thomas was having none of that, as you can see by this…

I don’t think I really need to say anything about this picture.

The night pretty much ended with Thomas forcing his way into their dance party until he started to get woozy and we left. He did us proud.

31 Responses to "Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party"

  1. Mike S. says:

    Thomas is my new hero. Im in love with Holly.

  2. The Comish (sic) says:

    Who’s the brunette with the purple flowers on her dress? I would like to send her flowers and write poems about her hair. Or hide in her bushes and dig through her dirty laundry. Whichever.

  3. fomenter says:

    “Any of you ladies got a Jimmy Olsen fetish?”

  4. where's the rub? says:

    ah… yes hollywood and whores… i do miss the thrill. sacreligious mexican cuisine… does yer magic know no bounds? i have only one thing to say to the young mr Thomas…. EPIC FAIL!

  5. holycow says:

    it makes sense that you guys get to go to the party, it totally does. it’s crystal clear. remember, ALLl your production related request will automatically forwarded to “it support”.

  6. V.J. says:

    I would give it to Thomas in the ear.

  7. Admiral Reginald T. Chancebury says:

    I know Mr. Thomas personally and he only ejaculates dust.

    p.s. – Have I ever told you about the time a swan stole my sailing hat off the coast of the Patagonia? Well, The goose stole my hat as I was dozing in a hammock and then waddled away. I gave chase, as I assumed the goose would soon tire. He did not. I chased him for three days straight. You think a goose would tire in that time! At one point, on hour 51, another goose snatched my belt right from my trousers with his beak, leaving me to shamefully waddle with my pants around my ankles like a lowly swan! Finally on the third day I managed to trap the swan, whom I came to call “Herschfeld”, in cave at the end of a beachhead, where I promptly smashed his head in with a rock. I managed to wash the blood of my hat, but never my hands or soul….

    Anyways, a grand Huzzah to your party!…

    … poor, poor Herschfeld…

  8. Tank says:

    i assume the restraining order papers have already been served.

  9. Roc says:

    I remember when I went to the first Chickipedia launch party, when the site first went online. It was me, 100 really hot chicks, doritos, and beer. Unfortunately the chicks were on the computer, you know, on the site. And unfortunately I was the only one at this party. At least I was masturbating.

  10. Seth says:

    wow, didnt realize the holy taco guys were such dorks

  11. Biff says:

    Why wouldn’t you realize that?

  12. holycow says:

    they are also lovers.

  13. Anonymous says:

    I’m pretty sure we’ve never done anything to suggest we weren’t dorks.

  14. Anonymous says:

    does first poster JT = Justin Thomas?

  15. steve says:

    I check Holy Taco at least 3 times a week and there is always hilarious articles, vids and picts. You guys have a fuckin’ killer sense of humor and I tell every dude I know that they would love this sight. I cook for a fraternity at the University of Washington and my little website tips go pretty far.
    You guys ROCK and I hope you never stop.
    Stay cool,
    Steve

  16. steve says:

    I check Holy Taco at least 3 times a week and there is always hilarious articles, vids and picts. You guys have a freakin’ killer sense of humor and I tell every dude I know that they would love this sight. I cook for a fraternity at the University of Washington and my little website tips go pretty far.
    You guys ROCK and I hope you never stop.
    Stay cool,
    Steve

  17. JT says:

    No, JT does not stand for Justin Thomas…

  18. Newt says:

    Oh my god, I can’t believe Holly doesn’t keep her fingers on the home keys!

  19. nodoczerodownteaser says:

    justin appears to have issues with his own sexuality.

  20. Buddy Ice says:

    Take a look at the photo where Brian is standing next to Holly while she looks at her chickipedia page … what the hell is the new-hire doing in the background?

  21. Anonymous says:

    He’s clearly making a jerk-off gesture, albeit a high-up one.

  22. nodoczerodownteaser says:

    Last picture, girl in center: “Oh my god, I know. This guy won’t leave us alone. Can we get security or something? So not cool.”

  23. JT says:

    Now that’s the way to haze a new employee… nice work.

  24. Balla says:

    I’d really like for thomas to describe what’s going through his head in that last picture…. If i has to guess it would be a little something like this,

    “Young man, there’s a place you can go.
    I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.
    You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
    Many ways to have a good time.

    It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
    It’s fun to stay at the Y-… Oh God I think I’m gonna puke”

    What’s going through the brunettes head is….. “Who the F–k does this paperboy think he is?…. I’m like totally WTF!”

  25. Dom says:

    Dude you guys rule. I’ve been coming to this site for about a year now and well I’m still here. I’m real jealous of the cool shit you guys do. Keep on keepin’ on.

  26. ben says:

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  27. quarrygirl says:

    that is absolutely hilarious. perfect photos.

  28. Izzy says:

    Many Respects.

  29. NoPantsFriday says:

    This is very funny.

  30. Pratik says:

    Thomas stole the show. But your picture of you saying “I’ve jacked it to all of these chicks before” was awesome.

  31. macker says:

    What are you guys, retarded? Your new third wheel presented you with the perfect opportunity to seem cool in front of hot chicks by doing nothing more than NOT being Thomas. Classic case of the bizarro wingman, and you guys choked. Maybe next time…