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Holy Taco Photoshop Contest

 
It’s time once again for our Holy Taco Photoshop Contest.  The auto industry is about to get a 35 billion dollar bail out, and we think, well, they should just make one super awesome 35 billion dollar car.   Because we’re stupid.
 
Your challenge:  Show us what you would do if you had 35 billion dollars to make a car.  Winner will get a super awesome prize (we promise) and everyone who finishes in the top 5 will get a t-shirt.  Which isn’t super awesome, but you didn’t win, so tough shit.
 
Entries can be no wider than 500 pixels, and the contest ends on December 13th.

5 Responses to "Holy Taco Photoshop Contest"

  1. kigol says:

    um….it’s 25 billion, not 35. like it matters.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ummm. No. It’s up to $34 billion.

  3. Pratik says:

    What if I want just $500,000 because I’m going to get laid off on December 30 (after just being hired on November 4)? Do I get a bailout?

    Oh wait, no I don’t get that bailout. I didn’t give millions of dollars of campaign contributions to the people on the bailout committee.

    And even if I did get a bailout, I’d have to pay taxes on it and most likely end up owing them $1.76 after everything.

  4. Tomas Kim says:

    do I just email it to you? or.. get on my corporate jet and drop it off?

  5. Wafflesofchaos says:

    Is that the popemobile?

Holy Taco Photoshop Contest

We do a lot of photoshop on this site. Some shitty, some…less shitty. But we love it regardless. So, we decided we’d see what you guys can do. Thus, we’re proud to introduce our first photoshop contest. The winners of the contest will receive a Holy Taco shirt, as well as some other prize. Cory was supposed to tell me what it was before he left on vacation this weekend, but he forgot. So, I know it’s going to be pretty good, I just won’t know what it is until he gets back from the indie rock festival he’s at. Yeah, that’s right. That’s where he’s gone on his vacation. Anyway, there’s a theme to the contest.

THEME: Where George Bush Is Going To Be Working When He Leaves Office

SUBMIT: Submit the Jpeg to feedback@holytaco.com.  Try to make the size no bigger than 550 pixels wide, 1000 length.

13 Responses to "Holy Taco Photoshop Contest"

  1. kigol says:

    um….it’s 25 billion, not 35. like it matters.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Ummm. No. It’s up to $34 billion.

  3. Pratik says:

    What if I want just $500,000 because I’m going to get laid off on December 30 (after just being hired on November 4)? Do I get a bailout?

    Oh wait, no I don’t get that bailout. I didn’t give millions of dollars of campaign contributions to the people on the bailout committee.

    And even if I did get a bailout, I’d have to pay taxes on it and most likely end up owing them $1.76 after everything.

  4. Tomas Kim says:

    do I just email it to you? or.. get on my corporate jet and drop it off?

  5. Wafflesofchaos says:

    Is that the popemobile?


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