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Holy Taco Photoshop Winners – McCain Zombie

posted 10/20/2008
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Image Courtesy of Last Contests Winner, Marcus L.

We were bombarded with entries for this photoshop contest. A lot of people had similar ideas, so if you see a finalist that looks just like yours, but isn’t, it’s because someone else might have juuuust outdone you. Thanks to everyone who sent in entries. The most popular themephoto seemed to be McCain doggystyling Sarah Palin in a variety of different ways. I got so many that none of them really stood out, but all were enjoyable. I’ll post them in the forums. Some are more disturbing than others. Without further ado, the Top 13.

13. McCain Cock Blocks Tony Romo by Andrew L

12. John McCain’s Body On Display by Marcus L.

11. McCain Marries The Old Woman by Andrew R.

10. McCain Takes Part In An Evil Thanksgiving by 2Windowsuser

9. McCain Can’t Survive The Video Game Doom by Christopher M.

8. Mczilla Attacks Washington by Peter S.

7. McCain Gets A Talking To From The Predator by Marcus L.

6. McCain Gets Shamed After A Hard Night Of Drinking by Keith J.

5. McCain Has A Short Career As A Bullfighter by Kyle N.

4. McFiction by Vince D.

3. McCain Off Beat In Thriller Video by Christopher D

2. McCain Gets Tricked In A Christmas Story by Kane S.

And The Winner Is…..

1. Jordan Doesn’t Have Shit On McCain by Jesse L.


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18 Responses to "Holy Taco Photoshop Winners – McCain Zombie"

  1. Pratik says:
    October 20, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    #10 is missing Nixon’s head in a jar of formaldehyde (from Futurama).

  2. Kyle N. says:
    October 20, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    The Christmas Story one was definitely the best. Where’s my t-shirt yo?

  3. PDK says:
    October 20, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    #5 was the only one that made me actually laugh, but i agree christmas story shoulda won

  4. LOL says:
    October 20, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    Well I’m pissed mine wasn’t even close… cuz it sucked.. but the Christmas Story one is definitely hands down the best.

  5. j clark says:
    October 21, 2008 at 11:56 am

    When will HT do one featuring the lovely and demure Michelle Obama?

  6. James says:
    October 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    I triple dog dare anyone to say the Christmas story one was not the best

  7. PartMule says:
    October 21, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    fantastic!

  8. stdg says:
    January 30, 2009 at 6:43 am

    the Christmas story one was realy good, but not the best.

  9. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-62989">May 13, 2009 at 12:51 pm</a></div> <p>Good afternoon. What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.<br /> I am from Tome and bad know English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Commercial service offers valuable assistance to helpDeal talks. Be continuing between chrysler and general motors, but both buying a percent stake in russian automaker avtovaz for more than billion.”</p> <p>Best regards <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> , Mato.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-21355"> <div id="comment-21355" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Bosco</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21355">October 20, 2008 at 5:24 pm</a></div> <p>The Christmas Story one should’ve won….you guys suck.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-21356"> <div id="comment-21356" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Poop Chute</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21356">October 20, 2008 at 5:45 pm</a></div> <p>5 is easily the funniest one</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-21357"> <div id="comment-21357" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21357">October 20, 2008 at 6:35 pm</a></div> <p>there wont be any obama photoshops of course, he is the Messiah..</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-21358"> <div id="comment-21358" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Wurmz</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21358">October 20, 2008 at 6:38 pm</a></div> <p>@ Bosco – I agree – the Christmas Story one was by far the most creative.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-21359"> <div id="comment-21359" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Eric</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21359">October 20, 2008 at 6:48 pm</a></div> <p>Christmas Story should have one…</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-21360"> <div id="comment-21360" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://myspace.com/oakhill49' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>blake</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21360">October 20, 2008 at 6:59 pm</a></div> <p>Thriller was the best</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-21361"> <div id="comment-21361" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Money</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21361">October 20, 2008 at 7:05 pm</a></div> <p>I vote for Christmas Story one as well…. Too funny</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-21362"> <div id="comment-21362" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">dinoyum</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21362">October 20, 2008 at 7:18 pm</a></div> <p>here’s some great shots of mccain and his “infamous” tongue<br /> <a href="http://www.internetisfun.com/item.php?ownerid=1095&playid=5958e" rel="nofollow">http://www.internetisfun.com/item.php?ownerid=1095&playid=5958e</a></p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-21363"> <div id="comment-21363" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">JT</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-photoshop-winners-mccain-zombie/#comment-21363">October 20, 2008 at 7:41 pm</a></div> <p>I saw a different Christmas Story photoshop last week… hmm… wonder who was first.</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- BEGIN 300x250 ad tag --> <script type="text/javascript">document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/'+htAdVars.zone+';sz=300x250;tile=3;cntid='+htAdVars.cntID+';'+apexTagKeyVals+'ord='+ord+'?" type="text/javascript"></scr'+'ipt>');</script> <!-- END 300x250 ad tag --> </div> </div> <div class="textwidget"><p><a href=http://blog.trutv.com/dumb-as-a-blog/2013/03/15/15-terrifyingly-dumb-facebook-posts/index.html"><img src=" http://www.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sexyfacebook.png" alt="" title="Facebook" width="300" height="125" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-238839" /></a><br /> <strong>15 Terrifyingly Dumb 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