Last week, we invited our readers to spot the women in the above picture. The winner would receive a t-shirt or something. We never really settled on what the prize would be because we knew there would be no winner.
The losers, we decided, would all be called gay
. Holy Taco readers, you’re all gay. Keep reading for a detailed breakdown of who’s who in the above picture.
Obviously, anyone who doesn’t have a number on their picture is a guy. Those guys, clockwise from the top left are:
- Critically acclaimed actor and enthusiast of all things French, Johnny Depp
- Orlando Bloom, who is kind of like Johnny Depp for people with shitty taste in actors
- Some dude dressed up as country singer Reba McEntire
- Thai ladyboy kickboxer Nong Tum
- British comic Eddie Izzard
- Country singer Reba McEntire
- A picture of some random cute Asian chick we found on Flickr
- Unidentified woman, possibly one who loves the ladies
- LeTigre keyboardist JD Samson
And she’s more man than you’ll ever hope to be.