Last week, we invited our readers to spot the women in the above picture. The winner would receive a t-shirt or something. We never really settled on what the prize would be because we knew there would be no winner.
The losers, we decided, would all be called
gay. Holy Taco readers, you’re all gay. Keep reading for a detailed breakdown of who’s who in the above picture.
The Dudes
Obviously, anyone who doesn’t have a number on their picture is a guy. Those guys, clockwise from the top left are:
- Critically acclaimed actor and enthusiast of all things French, Johnny Depp
- Orlando Bloom, who is kind of like Johnny Depp for people with shitty taste in actors
- Some dude dressed up as country singer Reba McEntire
- Thai ladyboy kickboxer Nong Tum
- British comic Eddie Izzard
The Ladies
- Country singer Reba McEntire
- A picture of some random cute Asian chick we found on Flickr
- Unidentified woman, possibly one who loves the ladies
- LeTigre keyboardist JD Samson
And she’s more man than you’ll ever hope to be.
phirst, phresh, and not gay phaggots!