Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette The Consequences

The Consequences

Rather than subject yourself to any more of Ian Fortey’s demented game, you have opted to “face the consequences.”

“You disappoint me,” says Ian, as he snaps his fingers at an unseen assistant. In walks Holy Taco writer Jame Gumb, carrying a personal DVD player and a set of headphones.

"Because you have refused to play the game, you will now be subjected to 36 hours of TBS programing, featuring ‘Meet the Browns,’ ‘The Bill Engvall Show,’ and ‘Lopez Tonight.’ Enjoy!”

As you realize your mistake, you beg Ian to let you nail a tranny, instead. But the die is cast, and your punishment awaits. You scream out in horror as the headphones are slipped on. But don’t worry; you won’t have to watch 36 hours. Most people don’t make it past hour eight without their brains turning to mush.

The End

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