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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

This really is a God-given talent. I watched scrambled porn for years and I can’t do that.

4 Responses to "Holy Taco’s Video of the Day"

  1. Mexican Jesus says:

    Holy fuck that was stupid! I’m offering everyone involved in the making of this video as well as anyone with prior knowledge of it’s filming including but not limited to family members, neighbors, people in adjacent counties, congressmen and women and Bob Dole a good sucking of my cock! You have earned it and are welcomed to it from the hours of 9:00am to 1:30pm Tuesday through Friday and on some occasions mid afternoon every other Sunday! Stay the fuck out of the parody business. You are not funny and your moms are all whores!

    • The Dude That Made That Video But Can't Be Named Because He's The One We Don't Speak Of. says:

      Can I just plow your ass instead, apparently there isn’t much meat on you to suck on in the first place.

    • Bob Dole says:

      hahah I thought that was a zip on his groin, ewww and i almost popped it!

  2. DonkeyXote says:

    Err.. that dude needs to be shot in the face at point blank!


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