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Holytaco Buzz: Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Eaten By Badger

When a badger eats a human, it will trump every other news article that day.  When a badger eats the Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf, it will trump every other article in that lifetime.  That’s right, when 33 year old UK porn actor Percy Foster went missing, the police found his remains in a badgers den.

How the hell this happened is beyond me, but is quite possibly the most legendary headline I’ve ever read.

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