It’s one thing for a home to come pre-furnished, but quite another for it to be furnished with a big black dildo. That being said, it is a buyer’s market, so perhaps a complimentary sex toy will give this Houston-area seller the edge she needs in closing the deal. At least I’m assuming it’s a she. I apologize for being so heteronormative.
It’s such a cliche to say use the phrase “the Internet has revolutionized the way we (insert topic here),” but the fact of the matter is, it’s almost always true. And real estate is no exception. While you used to have to schlep all over town like some sort of jack ass looking at house after awful house, the Internet allows you to tour a property without leaving your home. On the down side, it also allows you to accidentally share ridiculously embarrassing details about your sex life (or lack there of) with the entire planet.
Apparently, that’s what happened here. A Houston-based Realtor was snapping pictures of her client’s home, and the large black dildo seen above went unnoticed. As such, she posted the pictures to a home-sale website, where it was eventually noticed by a Reddit user (Reddit users are known to comb the internet looking for big black dildos in random places). By time the agent realized what had happened and removed the embarrassing pictures, it was too late. People had already made copies of the images, complete with the home’s address. Many sites (including Gawker, where I found the story) were nice enough to remove any identifying information. But a quick Google search proves that not all sites were so kind.
Honestly, who leaves their dildo laying on top of the toilet? Real estate agents are notorious for dicking people over, but in this case, the home owner basically screwed herself.
Maybe its an air freshner or soap dispenser
Its to unclog the drain. You dirty brainers.
Kind of an odd place to keep a dildo. I can understand it being found in the shower, bedroom, maybe even the sink (having been recently washed) but sitting on top of the toilet’s water tank? c’mon, does she really rub one out on the loo, or does she wipe her butt with it? because clearly both rolls of toilet paper (yes, there are two)have ran out.
And why does she let them hang so low??