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Honest Sexting: Holy Taco’s Guide To Talking Dirty With Your Thumbs

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Fox News recently published this list of most commonly used “sexting” shorthand terms. It’s somewhat accurate, but we can’t help but feel like they missed a few important abbreviations. The ones that are probably used more frequently than we’d all like to admit. Check them out, then send us yours @HolyTaco on Twitter, using the hashtag #HonestSexting.

According to Fox News, these are the most commonly used abbreviations:

GYPO: Get Your Pants Off
IAYM: I Am Your Master
IWSN: I Want Sex Now
K4Y: Kiss For You
LMIRL: Let’s Meet In Real Life
MOOS: Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS: Member Of The Same Sex
NALOPKT: Not A Lot Of People Know That
S2R: Send To Receive
TDTM: Talk Dirty To Me
WIN: Want It Now

And these abbreviations are the ones us Holy Taco writers use more often:

IWTA: I Won’t Tell Anyone
FICO: Fine, I’ll Come Over
HM: How Much?
TMALC: Text Me After Last Call
YMLO: You’re My Last Option
DTYF: Don’t Tell Your Friends
ICU: It Cleared Up
WTH: What’s The Harm?
TJAR: That’s Just A Rumor
HCWT: Have Condoms, Will Travel
RQ: Real Quick
TDC: That Doesn’t Count
JLWITP: Just Looks Weird In That Picture
YWRTP: You Won’t Regret This, Promise!
AFALT:  Already Finished After Last Text
IJSAP:  I Just Screwed a Pie
INGIYHFA:  It’s Not Gay if You High Five After

Do something useful for once and send some of your own suggestions our way on Twitter @HolyTaco using the hashtag #HonestSexting

7 Responses to "Honest Sexting: Holy Taco’s Guide To Talking Dirty With Your Thumbs"

  1. Naughty Professor says:

    YAGIYRTATIF

    You are gay if you read this and thing it’s funny!

  2. Wilford Brimley's Monkey says:

    LOL – lube or lotion?
    ROFL – rear orifice fist love

  3. DonkeyXote says:

    Oh C’mon!! Rubbing one out over text is like fucking through morse code. Somehow the “Call Me Panty” thingy doesn’t seem so far fetched and ridiculous now.

  4. Condoms says:

    HCWT hahah that is too cool, I guess that is for escorts?