Today is HolyTaco's Christmas party so we're going to be posting a little lighter than usual (our Christmas party consists of 14 cans of Schlitz and a stale packet of oyster crackers), but I thought this was worth seeing. I'm not sure what these dolls are supposed to teach the young, horny children of Hong Kong, but here's what I've learned from them:
1. Hong Kong girls need to wax.
2. There are usually two babies hanging out of every Hong Kong girl at any given time.
3. Hong Kong boys have bad taste in hats.
4. The reverese mohawk is not a flattering look for Hong Kong girls.
5. Hong Kong girls will not take their tops off, even if there are two babies hanging out of them.
6. Umbilical cords look like ribbon.
7. Contrary to popular opinion, Hong Kong boys and girls have very round eyes.
Hey, I like #7 the best, except it's a stereotype, not an opinion. Unlike this, "Stupid non-sense sites like these, usually wastes the time and money by those that run and write for them in hope of selling the site for big bucks, but it rarely happens." This is an opinion. Have fun :)
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December 12th, 2008 at 09:36 am
Eh.... let them have a little bush. There's no hair anywhere else on their body.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
No according to this. It looks like they have some hairy armpits too.
December 12th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Hey, I like #7 the best, except it's a stereotype, not an opinion. Unlike this, "Stupid non-sense sites like these, usually wastes the time and money by those that run and write for them in hope of selling the site for big bucks, but it rarely happens." This is an opinion. Have fun :)
December 21st, 2008 at 04:39 am
一個字 - 差
Only one word - UGLY!!!
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