Today is HolyTaco’s Christmas
party so we’re going to be posting a little lighter than usual (our Christmas party consists of 14 cans of Schlitz and a stale packet of oyster crackers), but I thought this was worth seeing. I’m not sure what these dolls
are supposed to teach the young, horny children of Hong Kong, but here’s what I’ve learned from them:
1. Hong Kong girls need to wax.
2. There are usually two babies hanging out of every Hong Kong girl at any given time.
3. Hong Kong boys have bad taste in hats.
4. The reverese mohawk is not a flattering look for Hong Kong girls.
5. Hong Kong girls will not take their tops off, even if there are two babies hanging out of them.
6. Umbilical cords look like ribbon.
7. Contrary to popular opinion, Hong Kong boys and girls have very round eyes.
Other crap to look at:
Penelope Cruz does a bikini good (DRW
Federica Fontana looks good in very little (gorillamask
Whopper Virgins (the non porn version) (filmdrunk
Evangelina Anderson has a knack for getting almost naked (nextround
She wasn’t ready to be towed (ejb
Imogen Bailey is a super-hot Australian (donchavez
Aubrey O-Day prepares for the money shot (flisted
Old lady beats up a panhandler (cameltap
Paris Hilton thinks very highly of herself (theblemish
The bonertown trolley is now leaving the station! (youarehated