Today is HolyTaco’s
Christmas party so we’re going to be posting a little lighter than usual (our Christmas party consists of 14 cans of Schlitz and a stale packet of oyster crackers), but I thought this was worth seeing. I’m not sure what these
dolls are supposed to teach the young, horny children of Hong Kong, but here’s what I’ve learned from them:
1. Hong Kong girls need to wax.
2. There are usually two babies hanging out of every Hong Kong girl at any given time.
3. Hong Kong boys have bad taste in hats.
4. The reverese mohawk is not a flattering look for Hong Kong girls.
5. Hong Kong girls will not take their tops off, even if there are two babies hanging out of them.
6. Umbilical cords look like ribbon.
7. Contrary to popular opinion, Hong Kong boys and girls have very round eyes.
Other crap to look at:
Penelope Cruz does a bikini good (
DRW)
Federica Fontana looks good in very little (
gorillamask)
Whopper Virgins (the non porn version) (
filmdrunk)
Evangelina Anderson has a knack for getting almost naked (
nextround)
She wasn’t ready to be towed (
ejb)
Imogen Bailey is a super-hot Australian (
donchavez)
Aubrey O-Day prepares for the money shot (
flisted)
Old lady beats up a panhandler (
cameltap)
Paris Hilton thinks very highly of herself (
theblemish)
The bonertown trolley is now leaving the station! (
youarehated)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
Eh…. let them have a little bush. There’s no hair anywhere else on their body.
No according to this. It looks like they have some hairy armpits too.
Hey, I like #7 the best, except it’s a stereotype, not an opinion. Unlike this, “Stupid non-sense sites like these, usually wastes the time and money by those that run and write for them in hope of selling the site for big bucks, but it rarely happens.” This is an opinion. Have fun
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Only one word – UGLY!!!