why is it flavored?
Is this for men of the cloth?
It makes your dick shrink............ FAST!
Is "masturbatory" even a real word?
yes, masturbatory be a word
coming from the guy who uses be instead of is, it probably isn't a word. and yes, i spell checked it.
I think, it burns your, dick for 6 hours.
i think you need to learn how to use commas
Hell yes masturbatory's a word!
warning label on the back: if you do not have an erection for more than four hours, contact your doctor immediately, and grab the nearest Playboy
I think you just rub this stuff on until you ejaculate, then you don't have to do it again for six hours.
It smells like Rosie O'Donnell's perineum during a heavy flow day. That's how it works.
I believe we also call that place Death Row.
It's just a cream. U rub it on, *hint hint* thn u don't have to masturbate for up to six hrs. :)
there's a chewing gum too.
http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/handzoffanti-masturbatorygum.aspx
they are just using your mother's naked picture nowadays... immediate turn off and loss of sexual appetite for at least 30 days... (cheaper and more effective) side effects : becoming homosexual...
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November 5th, 2009 at 08:56 am
why is it flavored?
November 5th, 2009 at 08:57 am
Is this for men of the cloth?
November 5th, 2009 at 09:06 am
It makes your dick shrink............ FAST!
November 5th, 2009 at 09:25 am
Is "masturbatory" even a real word?
November 23rd, 2009 at 06:03 pm
yes, masturbatory be a word
December 19th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
coming from the guy who uses be instead of is, it probably isn't a word. and yes, i spell checked it.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:19 am
I think, it burns your, dick for 6 hours.
November 12th, 2009 at 08:39 am
i think you need to learn how to use commas
November 5th, 2009 at 01:52 pm
Hell yes masturbatory's a word!
November 5th, 2009 at 05:08 pm
warning label on the back:
if you do not have an erection for more than four hours, contact your doctor immediately, and grab the nearest Playboy
November 5th, 2009 at 05:10 pm
I think you just rub this stuff on until you ejaculate, then you don't have to do it again for six hours.
November 5th, 2009 at 07:11 pm
It smells like Rosie O'Donnell's perineum during a heavy flow day. That's how it works.
November 6th, 2009 at 03:07 pm
I believe we also call that place Death Row.
November 6th, 2009 at 01:53 am
It's just a cream. U rub it on, *hint hint* thn u don't have to masturbate for up to six hrs. :)
November 6th, 2009 at 10:17 am
there's a chewing gum too.
http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/handzoffanti-masturbatorygum.aspx
November 16th, 2009 at 04:57 am
they are just using your mother's naked picture nowadays... immediate turn off and loss of sexual appetite for at least 30 days... (cheaper and more effective)
side effects : becoming homosexual...
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