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It’s just a cream. U rub it on, *hint hint* thn u don’t have to masturbate for up to six hrs.
there’s a chewing gum too.
http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/handzoffanti-masturbatorygum.aspx
they are just using your mother’s naked picture nowadays… immediate turn off and loss of sexual appetite for at least 30 days… (cheaper and more effective)
side effects : becoming homosexual…
why is it flavored?
Is this for men of the cloth?
It makes your dick shrink………… FAST!
Is “masturbatory” even a real word?
yes, masturbatory be a word
coming from the guy who uses be instead of is, it probably isn’t a word. and yes, i spell checked it.
I think, it burns your, dick for 6 hours.
i think you need to learn how to use commas
Hell yes masturbatory’s a word!
warning label on the back:
if you do not have an erection for more than four hours, contact your doctor immediately, and grab the nearest Playboy
I think you just rub this stuff on until you ejaculate, then you don’t have to do it again for six hours.
It smells like Rosie O’Donnell’s perineum during a heavy flow day. That’s how it works.
I believe we also call that place Death Row.