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How a Kardashian Understands Love

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This week’s big news for people who can’t stomach news that affects real people in any appreciable way is the divorce of Kim Kardashian from her man-Kardashian.  After a rollercoaster 72 days and several million dollars worth of passion, it is to be no more.  The news media and loud mouth internet comedy writers have called sham and accused Kardashian of arranging the whole thing as a cash grab.  But is that the truth?  The only way to know for sure is to dig into what love is to a Kardashian.  Let’s roll!

Erotic Love

Love is a many splendored thing, and also many faceted.  To kick off how a Kardashian views love, we’ll start with an easily identifiable sort of love – erotic love, or lust.  It is a love with a very physical, sensual basis and it can be fleeting.  But to a Kardashian, erotic love is best illustrated in the following way;


Romantic Love

Sometimes, Erotic Love gives rise to Romantic Love but often it’s the reverse.  Romantic Love is what the poets write about, a love everlasting, the love you feel for the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Or the rest of the month.  But maybe that’s just you.  For a Kardashian, this best represents Romantic Love;


Familial Love

Outside of your terrifyingly abusive situations or those ones in which your mom insists on literally spitting on your face then rubbing it in under the guise of cleaning you, many people feel a love for their family members.  And clearly family plays an important role in the life of the Kardashians, as they are known largely as a whole group.  So family love clearly has a special place for them;


Spiritual Love (Agape)

The love you feel for a higher power than yourself.  Yeah, this one’s pretty self explanatory;

Friendship Love


Self Love

Well, obviously.

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