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How Awesome is Sharktopus?

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Syfy just aired a movie called Sharktopus and already you know it was 100% more awesome than any awesome thing you could name right now. That’s not a challenge because there is no challenge, we’re talking about a sharktopus. It’s half shark and half octopus. And all hardcore. And somehow it’s 120% totally extreme. Like at the end of the day, it takes a nap, its belly full of submarines and rowboats, and will spend an hour and a half still being extreme and sharktopussing around the fjord or wherever it came to rest, but not even awake. That’s awesome.

Because you can’t appreciate the Sharktopus with mere words, we will now graphically explain how awesome the Sharktopus is. Please enjoy. But also respect.

sharktopus bacon bikini

 

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sharktopus godzilla

 

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sharktopus pilow fight

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7 Responses to "How Awesome is Sharktopus?"

  1. Anonymouss says:

    fake and gay

  2. Ian Fortey says:
    Wait…what?
  3. DonkeyXote says:

    Desperate times at the HT headquarters, huh?

    PS: What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck is that chinese character thingy doing in the CAPTCHA below!!! Jeeeeez, the fuck is wrong you guys?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

  4. Ian Fortey says:
    Don’t fuck with Sharktopus, someone convinced an entire roomful of people it was a good enough idea to make a movie out of.
  5. QueenOfTheDucks says:

    I WANT OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!

  6. D.Sharp says:

    James Bond is back in…..Sharktopussy! Loved the reverse-targa top Bug.

  7. the representative says:

    Get your shit together guys. What’s with this damn captcha?? Also I approve of this article. Sharktopus is awesomer than sex.