Syfy just aired a movie called Sharktopus and already you know it was 100% more awesome than any awesome thing you could name right now. That’s not a challenge because there is no challenge, we’re talking about a sharktopus. It’s half shark and half octopus. And all hardcore. And somehow it’s 120% totally extreme. Like at the end of the day, it takes a nap, its belly full of submarines and rowboats, and will spend an hour and a half still being extreme and sharktopussing around the fjord or wherever it came to rest, but not even awake. That’s awesome.
Because you can’t appreciate the Sharktopus with mere words, we will now graphically explain how awesome the Sharktopus is. Please enjoy. But also respect.