Today, May 4th, is National Star Wars Day (May the fourth be with you. Get it?) So, in case you weren't sure what to do today, we thought we'd give you a handy checklist so you can have the best (and most realistic) Star Wars Day ever.
14)buy new candles for your George Lucas shrine 15)go protest at a Star Trek convention 16)gather your 3 friends and re-enact epic battles against invisible storm troopers in the park
I rewatched "Return of the Jedi" the other night, and guess what? It was poorly-written and pandered to kids. Get the fuck over it. "Phantom Menace" FOR THE WIN!
watch Macho Man Randy Savage take a bong rip of salvia and FREAK THE #%$@ OUT:
you notice in the Star Wars movie when Han Solo is telling Obi Wan that the Millennium Falcon did the Kessel run in blah blah Parsecs? haha isn't a Parsec a unit of distance not time?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 4th, 2009 at 11:50 am
hahahaha good stuff, happy day all
May 4th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
14)buy new candles for your George Lucas shrine 15)go protest at a Star Trek convention 16)gather your 3 friends and re-enact epic battles against invisible storm troopers in the park
May 4th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Well I got 11 and 12 done already.
May 4th, 2009 at 01:20 pm
you forgot to list masturbate into a sock. . .oh wait, that's not star wars day, that's every day.
May 4th, 2009 at 01:56 pm
old jokes are old. seriously, you could have done a lot better taco.
May 4th, 2009 at 02:14 pm
14. Defend phantom menace and label critics as haters
15. Have clerks 2 on hand for the adrenaline crash
16. Insert retainer, pass out in x wing bed
May 4th, 2009 at 03:07 pm
I rewatched "Return of the Jedi" the other night, and guess what? It was poorly-written and pandered to kids. Get the fuck over it. "Phantom Menace" FOR THE WIN!
watch Macho Man Randy Savage take a bong rip of salvia and FREAK THE #%$@ OUT:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
May 4th, 2009 at 03:45 pm
Sweet, now you're a total dumbfuck asshole dipshit for 2 reasons! Fuck a garbage disposal, asshat!
May 4th, 2009 at 05:13 pm
phantom menace ftw? BULLSHIT! the ewoks are infintely more entertaining than "ethnic" shitbag binks...!
May 4th, 2009 at 07:32 pm
who the fuck sat down and decided it was star wars day? I mean i like the movies, im just not gonna have sexual fantasies about them
May 5th, 2009 at 09:08 am
female stormtrooper disagrees
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/2098523563_e9f288cec9_o.jpg
May 5th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Umm can anyone tell me exactly what day is "Star Wars Day"? lol
I would like to know so I can celebrate like mad next year!
Was it yesterday?
"May the Fourth be with you!" hahahha
I'm the Sinner Vegas is looking for Carlsberg! Come and get me.. but bring my Sony cell Phone! ahhaaa.
bestmate.ca
May 7th, 2009 at 07:35 am
Do Not Loose Virginity that's a classic one..
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May 7th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
you notice in the Star Wars movie when Han Solo is telling Obi Wan that the Millennium Falcon did the Kessel run in blah blah Parsecs? haha isn't a Parsec a unit of distance not time?
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I'm a win!
May 30th, 2009 at 03:46 am
I think, gather your 3 friends and re-enact epic battles against invisible storm troopers in the park
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May 30th, 2009 at 03:47 am
but bring my Sony cell Phone! ahhaaa.
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May 30th, 2009 at 03:47 am
Falcon did the Kessel run in blah blah Parsecs? haha isn't a Parsec a unit of distance not time?
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May 30th, 2009 at 03:48 am
Thanks for sharing
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May 30th, 2009 at 03:48 am
wow, what a great efforts.
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June 4th, 2009 at 08:09 am
Wookie is spelled Wookiee damn you.
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