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How To Celebrate Star Wars Day

Today, May 4th, is National Star Wars Day (May the fourth be with you. Get it?) So, in case you weren’t sure what to do today, we thought we’d give you a handy checklist so you can have the best (and most realistic) Star Wars Day ever.
 
 
 

22 Responses to "How To Celebrate Star Wars Day"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Falcon did the Kessel run in blah blah Parsecs? haha isn’t a Parsec a unit of distance not time?
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  2. Crunch Now says:

    Do Not Loose Virginity that’s a classic one..

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  3. Anonymous says:

    Wookie is spelled Wookiee damn you.

  4. Anonymous J. says:

    you notice in the Star Wars movie when Han Solo is telling Obi Wan that the Millennium Falcon did the Kessel run in blah blah Parsecs? haha isn’t a Parsec a unit of distance not time?

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  5. Anonymous says:

    I think, gather your 3 friends and re-enact epic battles against invisible storm troopers in the park
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  6. Anonymous J. says:

    Umm can anyone tell me exactly what day is “Star Wars Day”? lol

    I would like to know so I can celebrate like mad next year!
    Was it yesterday?

    “May the Fourth be with you!” hahahha

    I’m the Sinner Vegas is looking for Carlsberg! Come and get me.. but bring my Sony cell Phone! ahhaaa.
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  7. Anonymous says:

    wow, what a great efforts.
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  8. Anonymous says:

    but bring my Sony cell Phone! ahhaaa.
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  9. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for sharing
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  11. Annonimal says:
    14)buy new candles for your George Lucas shrine 15)go protest at a Star Trek convention 16)gather your 3 friends and re-enact epic battles against invisible storm troopers in the park
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    hahahaha good stuff, happy day all

  13. Phone Lookup says:

    Yodi was very strong with the force, he was.

  14. Anonymous says:

    who the fuck sat down and decided it was star wars day? I mean i like the movies, im just not gonna have sexual fantasies about them

  15. twilightheadshop says:

    you forgot to list masturbate into a sock. . .oh wait, that’s not star wars day, that’s every day.

  16. Anil Dikshit says:

    Well I got 11 and 12 done already.

  17. italian villa says:

    phantom menace ftw? BULLSHIT! the ewoks are infintely more entertaining than “ethnic” shitbag binks…!

  18. Anonymous says:

    old jokes are old. seriously, you could have done a lot better taco.

  19. jim duggan says:

    I rewatched “Return of the Jedi” the other night, and guess what? It was poorly-written and pandered to kids. Get the fuck over it. “Phantom Menace” FOR THE WIN!

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  20. vaffanculo says:

    Sweet, now you’re a total dumbfuck asshole dipshit for 2 reasons! Fuck a garbage disposal, asshat!

  21. Anonymous says:

    14. Defend phantom menace and label critics as haters
    15. Have clerks 2 on hand for the adrenaline crash
    16. Insert retainer, pass out in x wing bed