Falcon did the Kessel run in blah blah Parsecs? haha isn’t a Parsec a unit of distance not time?
Do Not Loose Virginity that’s a classic one..
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Wookie is spelled Wookiee damn you.
you notice in the Star Wars movie when Han Solo is telling Obi Wan that the Millennium Falcon did the Kessel run in blah blah Parsecs? haha isn’t a Parsec a unit of distance not time?
I’m a win!
I think, gather your 3 friends and re-enact epic battles against invisible storm troopers in the park
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Umm can anyone tell me exactly what day is “Star Wars Day”? lol
I would like to know so I can celebrate like mad next year!
Was it yesterday?
“May the Fourth be with you!” hahahha
I’m the Sinner Vegas is looking for Carlsberg! Come and get me.. but bring my Sony cell Phone! ahhaaa.
wow, what a great efforts.
but bring my Sony cell Phone! ahhaaa.
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May the 4th Be With You!
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hahahaha good stuff, happy day all
Yodi was very strong with the force, he was.
who the fuck sat down and decided it was star wars day? I mean i like the movies, im just not gonna have sexual fantasies about them
you forgot to list masturbate into a sock. . .oh wait, that’s not star wars day, that’s every day.
Well I got 11 and 12 done already.
phantom menace ftw? BULLSHIT! the ewoks are infintely more entertaining than “ethnic” shitbag binks…!
old jokes are old. seriously, you could have done a lot better taco.
I rewatched “Return of the Jedi” the other night, and guess what? It was poorly-written and pandered to kids. Get the fuck over it. “Phantom Menace” FOR THE WIN!
watch Macho Man Randy Savage take a bong rip of salvia and FREAK THE #%$@ OUT:
Sweet, now you’re a total dumbfuck asshole dipshit for 2 reasons! Fuck a garbage disposal, asshat!
14. Defend phantom menace and label critics as haters
15. Have clerks 2 on hand for the adrenaline crash
16. Insert retainer, pass out in x wing bed