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hot chickie
Give me a couple heavy-duty paper bags and I would tear this shit UP, man!
A chick one tenth as hot as this one wouldn’t let you near her if you had a ten-foot dick. Stop acting like you’re too good to fuck anything that’s less than perfect.
that ho has a porn site, you can watch her cum on just about anything you can imagine, that is, if you have the money
Everyone of you are queerbait ass fuckers and there isn’t a chance in hell she would even give you a second glance.
Unclench, dude. I SAID I’d fuck her. I just require the aid of a paper bag, that’s all.
Hey everyone, check out this punk!
Hey fag! Some cock sucker with no dick would call themselves “Juan Hung Low”. The only reason you speak of queerbait is because you’re still in the closet ya wantta be ass hole licker!
Tell us, be honest, whens the last time you sucked a big fat cock? Never, oh my, your a little dick sucker! Is that all you can do!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah, I we’re all laughing! Ha! Ha! Ha!
To Why?
Your mother does thing I’m a fag. Just go ask her.
this dumb mother fucker can’t even insult me with english. hey wan, my mother would bitch slap your punk ass
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I would give it to her real good,nice and deep. That is some good pussy there!
and if you look closely you will notice the Holy Taco
Now THOSE are some good, girl-next-door, fat titties!
They look natural and healthy, like they just spent a full 8-hour workday locked up in some business blouse while she answers phones at her temp. secretary job.
But the second she gets home she can’t wait to bust them out and squeeze them into tiny, ridiculous outfits. After which her boyfriend, who is currently working at the Gap as a khaki sales floor manager, fucks the shit out of her.
stop commenting on these photo’s or stop trying to be funny..yer not.
this is from her porn page,
the neighbors behind her probably get a good show,
What is this? Cosplay or something? Notice the lack of curtains on the windows, and the lack of grass on the lawn. Wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more.
Next Door Nikki … yawn, fucking butterface, too fucking chickenshit to show her tits, and has the most ri-goddamn-diculous paw print tattoos on one butt cheek.
I’d still hit that shit, I’m just sayin.
I agree. Butterface to the max.
Butterface? Really? Oh that’s right, I forgot, it’s the fact that no woman meets your high standards that’s the sole reason you’re still a virgin at age 37.
Who in the fuck are you talking to, wrinkle dick?
I’m barking at Blowshimself and Obviouslygay. You fags are spending too much time on the intergoogles.
AHAHAHA, the intergoogles! I see what you did there — OMG, you are so fucking funny! It’s like “internet,” only you didn’t want to say “internet,” so you took the name of something ON the internet — GOOGLE, in this case — and came up with “intergoogles!” OMG, you are the fucking MAN…
Seriously, this chick is the definition of butterface. Hot from the neck down, but she looks like a fucking raccoon!
Wrinkledick? That’s the best you could come up with? Try moving out of your parent’s basement and developing some social skills. Jesus Christ, you’re like a retarded child.
Wrinkledick? That’s the best you could come up with? Try moving out of your parent’s basement and developing some social skills. Jesus Christ, you’re like a retarded child.
First… How did you know I was Jesus Christ?
Secondly… Jesus isn’t retarded. Clearly.
Third… Jesus lives in a van down by the river.
Fourthly… Jesus is the Facebook of social awesomeness.
A Fifth… is how much alcohol I shoved down your mommas throat before I parked my holy cockness in her extra-wide ass.
Wow. Just… wow.
Good photographer to be able to not have her washed out with a sunny background while not appearing to be using a flash, my guess is a high end point and shoot camera or maybe even a DSLR. As for butterface, there have definatly been worse on here with no complaint, not to mention, if you wanted to complain, you could mention she has no hips to speak of before you complain about her face which is by no means unattractive.
Douche. Bag.
Yet another dickless loser calling someone a “douchebag” on holytaco.com. How brave, not to mention original of you.
I agree, no hips. The face is not bad, boobs make up for it. No tan lines is a plus! I’d hit it.
I’d put it in her butt
Word
I’d take it out of her butt
no hips, not pretty, trashy outfit, tits too big, definitely substandard.
Ewwwww big tits are soooo gross… Fuckin Fag
looks like you’re finally out of the closet, philosopher — you went from spraying your shorts at the slightest glimpse of a semi-hot chick to hating them all.
Yup, it’s the mental defense of every one of these sad losers who couldn’t get a chick if his life depended on it. If you can’t get a chick, then it’s a hell of a lot easier to badmouth all of them and convince yourself that none of them are up to your “high standards” than it is to clean yourself up so you may actually have a shot.
hatchet to the neck, should do the trick.
I’d take it off with duct tape, plastic bag and a big Rambo knife.
OMG! Steve is Dennis Rader a.k.a. BTK posting from his cell! Are you BTK Steve! That was sooooo a rape kit.
BTW, this girl(Nikkis Sims from girlnextdoor) is hot!