why not shampoo?
HAH! I’m sure it’s because shampoo will burn the fuck out of your ‘mucus membranes’ with some ultra-friction.
why is he using toothpaste??? to give his dick fresh breath?
Can there be an inverted version of this for women?
No. Because it’s a scientific fact that women can have sex whenever they damn-well please.
Unless your fat, and in that case there is alway beer
Leave it to the Navy.
Thanks a lot Holy Taco… I forgot I had a water bed… Fuck.
way to go holytaco, your now responsible for thousands of ruined beds and couches
And no wet spot! Awesome!
Reminds me of that classic book “Hole in the Mattress”, by Mr. Completely
oh how i wash i had a dick now…
so THAT’S what happened to the bed at the Best Western!
A ‘Mistress’ was always something half way between a Mister and a Mattress.. I guess this is all you have left when you eliminate the Mistress.. And of course, you have to be 14 to really enjoy it!
Watch out for the springs.