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How To: F— A Hole In Your Bed

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17 Responses to "How To: F— A Hole In Your Bed"

  1. Anonymous says:

    why not shampoo?

  2. Miss Zombi says:

    HAH! I’m sure it’s because shampoo will burn the fuck out of your ‘mucus membranes’ with some ultra-friction.

    durdur?

  3. ddfasasfa says:

    why is he using toothpaste??? to give his dick fresh breath?

  4. Anonymous says:

    Can there be an inverted version of this for women?

  5. Nintendophile says:

    No. Because it’s a scientific fact that women can have sex whenever they damn-well please.

  6. SavageLettuce says:

    AHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Unless your fat, and in that case there is alway beer

  8. The_Gunny says:

    Leave it to the Navy. ;)

  9. Anonymous says:

    … it.

  10. Corpsman says:

    Thanks a lot Holy Taco… I forgot I had a water bed… Fuck.

  11. Anonymous says:

    way to go holytaco, your now responsible for thousands of ruined beds and couches

  12. Anonymous says:

    And no wet spot! Awesome!

  13. Anonymous says:

    Reminds me of that classic book “Hole in the Mattress”, by Mr. Completely

  14. Anonymous says:

    oh how i wash i had a dick now…

  15. Enid says:

    so THAT’S what happened to the bed at the Best Western!

  16. Anonymous says:

    A ‘Mistress’ was always something half way between a Mister and a Mattress.. I guess this is all you have left when you eliminate the Mistress.. And of course, you have to be 14 to really enjoy it!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Watch out for the springs.