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How To: Fart In Public

Powerpoint Presentations are really boring.  They’re always about something super-lame, like "Quarterly Sales" or "Annual Net Profits".  We’d like to see some powerpoints about things that really matter, like what to do if you shit your pants.  That’s why we decided to create a powerpoint to walk you through How to Fart in Public. (Hit the big right arrow button to see the next page.)
 

16 Responses to "How To: Fart In Public"

  1. DonkeyXote's Father says:

    first?

  2. Ann T Christ says:

    To snorkel DonkeyXote’s asshole? No but you do it the best cupcake

  3. DonkeyXote. says:

    I learned it from watching you!

  4. Ann T Christ says:

    LOL true true that

  5. Ann T Christ says:

    Looks like Dwight the homo is playing dress up and pretend again..Leave being a slutty cougar to the REAL women ya fag

  6. DonkeyXote says:

    That’s so clever!! Ann T Christ flaming his other identity so as to demonstrate sovereignty over his nickname. WOW!!!

    Now we’ll really think that they’re two different people!!

  7. DonkeyXote says:

    Of course I also choose to use other names to instigate other people, and protect my self, then I deny it and hope that no one realizes that I’m philosopher and still a douchebag fudgepacker. I also refuse to accept the truth that there is more than one person who hates me, simply because that would bring the fantasy world that I have built on HT to a crashing halt.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go finish cleaning out my granmas ass, that corn isn’t going to clean itself out you know!

  8. klawfinty says:

    fuh gina

  9. Echerres says:

    Very nice guide!
    third one woot!

  10. nerd says:

    Nice, but misguiding. Commentary should be expected when either smell or sound reach peak levels with or without the other component.

  11. DonkeyXote's straight twin says:

    That is indeed very clever!!

  12. DonkeyXote says:

    But not as clever as being unable to hit the “reply” button.

    ASSCLOWN!

  13. emerson biguns says:

    very funny made my day, i am a public farter

  14. shimkennedy says:

    It should be noted, there is no good way to “wet fart” in public(unless you’re wearing brown “Dockers”.

  15. HolyWhat says:

    lol

  16. poopedmypants says:

    im sitting in the library as i type and have had beer farts for at least an hour. i dont need a powerpoint to tell me how to expel gas from my ass.