Hi Ryan. You're a douche... If you're so good at picking up chicks, why are you making stupid "How-to-be-a-total-douche-bag" video online? Shouldn't you be out getting laid? I mean, I have an exscuse, I'm married... Sex to me is like the Holy Grail... Awesome story, but since God doesn't exsist, the Grail's fake too. HEY, Historians/Theologians, I just solved about a million stupid questions you have with that statement.
He'll have worked his way down the skank ladder until he swallows his pride (and some tears) and goes to the Lane Bryant equivalent of where women go: antique stores.
If he has somehow magically lost his virginity, I wonder if he had to play the song first to "get up the energy". Also, what a creeper. He's the guy women avoid in the bar because he looks like a serial killer. The kind who kills single women because he hates being rejected. And because his mom was a bitch or something.
"I'll be sitting around. I'll be in my apartment with my friend."...Key word FRIEND. And judging from this guys douchbaggery, his friend is probably some poor little Filipino guy who only hangs around douchebag to get free food and to borrow his Abercrombie and Fitch Polo.
PS- I thought "getting into a peak state" was a euphemism for jerking off...guess I was wrong...it would've been better than that shitty house music, anyway...
reminds me of Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. Just picturing him in one of the 90s business mullets hacking someone into bits. "Just feel the energy! I start dancing..."
this guy is very goofy and his mouth is huge.. but the advice he gives midway through the song, and throughout really, is actually really good. I bet he does get a fair amount of women. and as crazy at it is, I bet some of them would still bang him after they saw this!
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April 6th, 2009 at 07:56 am
Is that Adam Ants gay son?
April 6th, 2009 at 07:59 am
His mouth is HUGE.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:51 am
Yeah, John Arbuckle, you're going to attract "women", sure.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:54 am
Sad...
I thought it was "Feel amazing and attract women" and not "Feel amazing and try until one eventually gives up".
April 6th, 2009 at 09:10 am
Well, I'm sold.
April 6th, 2009 at 09:19 am
Hi Ryan. You're a douche... If you're so good at picking up chicks, why are you making stupid "How-to-be-a-total-douche-bag" video online? Shouldn't you be out getting laid? I mean, I have an exscuse, I'm married... Sex to me is like the Holy Grail... Awesome story, but since God doesn't exsist, the Grail's fake too. HEY, Historians/Theologians, I just solved about a million stupid questions you have with that statement.
April 6th, 2009 at 09:25 pm
hahahahahaha hi-five
April 6th, 2009 at 10:00 am
American Psycho...
April 7th, 2009 at 02:50 am
Dude so I wasn't the only one who thought he totally looks like Christian Bale?
I guess that's where that Douche-Bag Tag on the video probably came from.
April 6th, 2009 at 10:08 am
ah this is pretty funny. The guy is obviously joking
April 6th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Totally Mormon.
April 6th, 2009 at 09:24 pm
lol so true
April 6th, 2009 at 11:14 am
He'll have worked his way down the skank ladder until he swallows his pride (and some tears) and goes to the Lane Bryant equivalent of where women go: antique stores.
April 6th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I wanna bang this guy
April 6th, 2009 at 01:57 pm
its that Fireman character Jim Carrey used to do.
April 6th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
... in my next video segment called "when all else inevitabley fails" I'll teach you my clubbing and dragging home technique.
April 6th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
You guys left him off the 2009 Douchebag tournament WHY??
April 6th, 2009 at 05:03 pm
If he has somehow magically lost his virginity, I wonder if he had to play the song first to "get up the energy". Also, what a creeper. He's the guy women avoid in the bar because he looks like a serial killer. The kind who kills single women because he hates being rejected. And because his mom was a bitch or something.
tl;dr CREEPER.
April 6th, 2009 at 05:08 pm
"I'll be sitting around. I'll be in my apartment with my friend."...Key word FRIEND. And judging from this guys douchbaggery, his friend is probably some poor little Filipino guy who only hangs around douchebag to get free food and to borrow his Abercrombie and Fitch Polo.
April 6th, 2009 at 05:09 pm
It's the Tony Robbins of sex.
April 6th, 2009 at 05:31 pm
This is all I have to say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AXEAPRy4OA&feature=channel_page
April 6th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
PS- I thought "getting into a peak state" was a euphemism for jerking off...guess I was wrong...it would've been better than that shitty house music, anyway...
April 6th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
as stupid as you might think he's acting and how much of a douche he maybe, that man will get pussy because he has confidence in himself.
April 7th, 2009 at 05:23 am
What a wanker.
April 7th, 2009 at 07:18 pm
reminds me of Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. Just picturing him in one of the 90s business mullets hacking someone into bits. "Just feel the energy! I start dancing..."
April 7th, 2009 at 07:57 pm
This guy will commit suicide soon.....guareenteeeee
April 8th, 2009 at 10:00 am
it's a joke ppl
April 21st, 2009 at 02:41 am
dont want to be rude,.... but he could ONLY BE AMERICAN. .....sorry anyone from the states but its true. We europeans aren't perfect either....
October 27th, 2009 at 09:18 pm
this guy is very goofy and his mouth is huge.. but the advice he gives midway through the song, and throughout really, is actually really good. I bet he does get a fair amount of women. and as crazy at it is, I bet some of them would still bang him after they saw this!
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