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How To Feel Amazing And Attract Girls

 
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29 Responses to "How To Feel Amazing And Attract Girls"

  1. Anonymous says:

    its that Fireman character Jim Carrey used to do.

  2. Anonymous says:

    This guy will commit suicide soon…..guareenteeeee

  3. Jason says:

    I wanna bang this guy

  4. Anonymous says:

    … in my next video segment called “when all else inevitabley fails” I’ll teach you my clubbing and dragging home technique.

  5. Seddah says:

    If he has somehow magically lost his virginity, I wonder if he had to play the song first to “get up the energy”. Also, what a creeper. He’s the guy women avoid in the bar because he looks like a serial killer. The kind who kills single women because he hates being rejected. And because his mom was a bitch or something.

    tl;dr CREEPER.

  6. Anonymous says:

    it’s a joke ppl

  7. stdg says:

    What a wanker.

  8. Anonymous says:

    reminds me of Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. Just picturing him in one of the 90s business mullets hacking someone into bits. “Just feel the energy! I start dancing…”

  9. Pratik says:

    He’ll have worked his way down the skank ladder until he swallows his pride (and some tears) and goes to the Lane Bryant equivalent of where women go: antique stores.

  10. Jennifer Leigh says:

    PS- I thought “getting into a peak state” was a euphemism for jerking off…guess I was wrong…it would’ve been better than that shitty house music, anyway…

  11. Buddy Ice says:

    It’s the Tony Robbins of sex.

  12. Pook says:

    You guys left him off the 2009 Douchebag tournament WHY??

  13. Anonymous says:

    as stupid as you might think he’s acting and how much of a douche he maybe, that man will get pussy because he has confidence in himself.

  14. Anonymous says:

    “I’ll be sitting around. I’ll be in my apartment with my friend.”…Key word FRIEND. And judging from this guys douchbaggery, his friend is probably some poor little Filipino guy who only hangs around douchebag to get free food and to borrow his Abercrombie and Fitch Polo.

  15. Anonymous says:

    dont want to be rude,…. but he could ONLY BE AMERICAN. …..sorry anyone from the states but its true. We europeans aren’t perfect either….

  16. schwabsauce says:

    this guy is very goofy and his mouth is huge.. but the advice he gives midway through the song, and throughout really, is actually really good. I bet he does get a fair amount of women. and as crazy at it is, I bet some of them would still bang him after they saw this!

  17. Anonymous says:

    American Psycho…

  18. Kefkai says:

    Dude so I wasn’t the only one who thought he totally looks like Christian Bale?

    I guess that’s where that Douche-Bag Tag on the video probably came from.

  19. g says:

    Well, I’m sold.

  20. Fallen85 says:

    His mouth is HUGE.

  21. Anonymous says:

    lol so true

  22. mike24 says:

    Totally Mormon.

  23. nate says:

    Hi Ryan. You’re a douche… If you’re so good at picking up chicks, why are you making stupid “How-to-be-a-total-douche-bag” video online? Shouldn’t you be out getting laid? I mean, I have an exscuse, I’m married… Sex to me is like the Holy Grail… Awesome story, but since God doesn’t exsist, the Grail’s fake too. HEY, Historians/Theologians, I just solved about a million stupid questions you have with that statement.

  24. Anonymous says:

    hahahahahaha hi-five

  25. Sparticus says:

    Is that Adam Ants gay son?

  26. RoboPanda says:

    Yeah, John Arbuckle, you’re going to attract “women”, sure.

  27. jaime jiménez says:

    Sad…
    I thought it was “Feel amazing and attract women” and not “Feel amazing and try until one eventually gives up”.

  28. Anonymous says:

    ah this is pretty funny. The guy is obviously joking