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huh. that looks like i-a-b.com ….
terrible taste in bed sheets. total turnoff
That’s a nice laptop.
ADULT TOYS GALORE.
I’VE ALREADY MARKED EVERYTHING DOWN.
NO, REALLY CHECK ME OUT, I’VE GOT 10,000 DIFFERENT PRODUCTS.
I’VE GOT THE TOYS FOR HER. CHECK ME OUT.
I’LL GIVE HER ANYTHING FOR FREE.
And why is she still running Windows XP???
It’s nice to see that people still floss.
wait…there’s a computer in that pic????
i cun haz cheesburger?
Because I haven’t had sex yet, duh!
Fucking bitch stole my boxers. I had to leave her apartment comando style
nom nom nom. lol
Thank god my work doesnt block Holy taco. Mmm. Break me off a piece of that….BIG….fat…ASS
What do you have that she wants? Nothing.
I’d kinda like to come between her and her Calvins.
And why are you still a virgin?
Where’s my antivirus(condom) software when I need it? Ahh fuck it!
I heard you like underwear so we put underwear on underwear so you can wear underwear while you wear a underwear.
My floppy just turned to a hard drive (with lots of ram)…
Why is she wearing a thong and underwear?
jailbait.. because if you dont hit it, someone else will
cool story bro.
Why is she wearing anything????
DOES SHE COMES WITH THE COMPUTER?
It’s a Dell Latitude 100L, and a nice ass.
Nice… duvet?
awww did big bad man online say “TAKE UM OFF NOW!!!!!”? and rachel? me likey
Now now rachel…if that was you i would be set up behind with a bottle of lube…so we know thats not u
That’s me!
I LOVE YOU!!! NO really… i fucking love you!
i need to reeboot her poop chute
it actually wasnt me that wrote it in the first place.
dude why? she doesnt have a dick,
lol the responses may be even more hilarious
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Mind it??? I’d have to insist on it!
I wouldn’t mind motorboating them sweet cheeks.
I have a broken computer A.K.A(Throbbing BONER)…What does an in house service call cost?
HOLY TACO!!!!