Tom Cruise And Will Smith's Secret Scientology Conversations

May 21st, 2009 | 10:00 am
Earlier today we had a different comic up, but unfortunately, we had to take it down because it cast some associations in a...less than positive light.  We're now referring to it in the office as "the comic who's name we do not speak."  Anyway, I guess that means people actually read our site, which is good.  So, in an effort to still have a comic here and take it's place, we've replaced it with one of our favorite comic's we've done, that we posted seven or eight months ago.
 

 
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22 Responses to "Tom Cruise And Will Smith's Secret Scientology Conversations"

  1. Donatom3 Says:

    I think you need one talking about how Stern is going to get the Cavs past the Magic. I mean the cavs haven't won in Orlando in 4 years, and now they have to if they want to go through to the next round. Let's not forget the Magic beat the cavs 2 out of 3 times this season, and know how to stop Lebron.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    dude you are taking this wayyy too seriously

  3. Anonymous Says:

    seriously get the fukkkk outta here, damn Stephen A wannabe

  4. Anonymous Says:

    I think you need one talking about a dipshit that doesn't get the humor and instead writes a shitty editorial sports report.

  5. Donatom3 Says:

    I get the humor, I'd like to see what the story from the other side would be, but now I'm having an idea it'll be pretty close to a rehash of this one.

  6. Bosco Says:

    Donatom3 is a DOUUUUUUSCHE. The Magic "know how to stop Lebron".... Is that why he had 49 points last night, instead of 50? Or what?

  7. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah LeBron had 49 points... in a loss. :)

  8. Bosco Says:

    Despite the loss, I think dropping 49 on someone would be impossible if you were "stopped"... I'll give the Magic credit, they hit big shots down the stretch, but let not get crazy here. You can't STOP Lebron, you can only hope your shots are falling and you make the last basket...

  9. church Says:

    you guys felt the power of mighty sterns and the nba? fuck the nba! cept for Ko Bay! he showed us that you can fuck a whore, get busted by the media, buy your wife a shiny rock, and still have sponsers and a "career" in playing a childs game! the man's an inspiration!

  10. Pierre Says:

    dude. if you think Kobe's lawyers can get you to take down a satire just wait until you wake up in the middle of the night after you heard a noise outside your window. You open your blinds and stare right into Tom Cruise's cold, dead eyes.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    you guy's sure like apostrophe's. whose is a word. so is its. and comics.

  12. Dom Says:

    You sure like dick!

  13. Dom likes dick Says:

    Is that funny? You're the one talking about dick. Did you pass out with another one between your ass cheeks...again?

  14. Anonymous Says:

    'Tom Cruise And Will Smith's Secret Scientology Conversations' aka HolyTaco pusses out. Way to stick to your parody-is-a-legal-right guns.

  15. Shizzire Says:

    Legal battle = free publicity = Higher prices for banner ads = MORE MONEY FOR YOU!

    Put up the other comic! It's a win-win!

  16. Anonymous Says:

    Wow... was it Mohamed and the Pedo-bear teaming up on Miley Cyrus in an SUV while prisoners are being tortured in the background by making them inhale the fumes from the SUV's emissions? Or was it a joke involving the Lemonparty guy and Wile E. Coyote trying to trick the roadrunner? Either way, nice job using that whole "free speech" thing...

  17. Anonymous Says:

    WELL of course they cant let in Jews. If they joined Scientology they wouldn't be Jews anymore would they? they'd be Scientologists. I'll bet the Catholics have a similar "NO JEWS" policy for new members.

  18. Travis Says:

    David stern is mad your onto him huh? FUCK THAT JEW

    regards,
    Tom Cruise

  19. Tina Says:

    Lol @Money for round asses

  20. Anonymous Says:

    LOL YOU HAD ME TACO

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  21. Mr. Sir Says:

    everyone knows black people can join, as long as their rich

  22. Anonymous Says:

    WELL of course they cant let in Jews. If they joined Scientology they wouldn't be Jews anymore would they? they'd be Scientologists. I'll bet the Catholics have a similar "NO JEWS" policy for new members. strange facts

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