You are a total dumbass who doesn't understand that other people (your bosses, included) also have the Internet. The next time you take a fake sick day, maybe you should not post it on your Facebook page. But since you are clearly a dumbass, you probably will anyway.
When I call into work with a BS excuse I post it to my Facebook and hope my bosses look at it. For example, "Cooter is heartbroken over the loss of his Aunt." "Cooter has a serious case of diarrhea." What a fucking moron this Kyle is.
Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site Tallmingle . C O M ,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
i am wrong.
He seems pretty coherent in his correspondence to his boss, despite what his Facebook status says. Man that would be embarrassing losing your job out of stupidity!!! get this guy a Carlsberg, geeeeez he needs a break!!!
are you really serious, I'm in HR for Best Buy, and this is how we talk on a professional standard every day of the week. Please refrain from acting like the dude that is being burned here, cause seriously the guy who called in is less of a dumb ass then you.
Doesn't matter if this one's fake, still funny 'cause you KNOW there are people revealing dumb-ass things about themselves on their Facebook accounts right this minute.
It's still medical. If I am sick, I am sick. It doesn't matter if I did it to myself or not. If I get food poisoning at a party the night before I suppose that's my fault too right? Who drinks to be sick? Exactly. I would still have a field day with the boss and his supposed proof. BTW, please prove I posted that to my facebook page, others have my login info etc etc.
Do you blame everyone for your problems? Yes, it's your fault that you made the decision to go to a party and eat some strange person's food, and got sick. Idiot.
i think he should sue the company for violation of contract.
hangover is a medical issue resulting from lack of oxygen and some other shit.
it is more a medical issue that he was not at work than a 'skipping' issue or a 'broke car' issue
he did follow all laws regarding consumption of alcohol
sue ur work for not recognizing alcohol hangover as a medical issue.
You're the kind of asshole that the government should kill or put in prison or something.
I think all employers should be killed... they are greedy bastards. I don't give a shit if they have worked 100 hour weeks for 5 years without pay... They make me do the menial tasks that I can't possibly fuck up... and they pay me like crap.
Really, I should make as much as them. I mean, we're all equal, right?
The government should at least tax the hell out of them. No, really, since they are so smart, the government should just make them slaves so that I can have free stuff.
Oh... look at the time... Gotta go do some meth and go down to collect my unemployment check.
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if an ex-professional wrestler and Slim Jim spokesperson were to experiment with semi-legal hallucinogenic drugs and totally freak out???
Well then, check out Macho Man Randy Savage taking a bong rip of salvia:
still being ill after a night out is a valid medical reason not to attend work the next day.
Now updating face book in the way the lad did wasnt the best idea but its not proof he wasnt well enough to attend work, its just proof he was well enough to go online and silly enough to add the post.
the guy was trashed.. therefore he was sick.. I would have taken off too. yall act like youve never skipped a day of work/school b4. stop bein soo damn self-righteous. This shit isnt even that serious. Yall trynna act like "omg how dare he. that was sooo stupid." he got caught, big whoop. Wasnt an idiot move. Just one of those annoying coincidences. Im sure he learned his lesson bout postin shit on facebook.
This HR Cunt needs to go out and take 15 shots and see if she doesn't feel sick in the morning. Kyle is a stand-out employee and didn't know that the chick in the blue dress was going to be hitting on him, fucking HR what jerkwads, productivity is at an all time high cut this kid some slack
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April 28th, 2009 at 07:34 am
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April 28th, 2009 at 08:34 am
When I call into work with a BS excuse I post it to my Facebook and hope my bosses look at it. For example, "Cooter is heartbroken over the loss of his Aunt." "Cooter has a serious case of diarrhea." What a fucking moron this Kyle is.
April 28th, 2009 at 09:31 am
I'm in that group!! The best
April 28th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site Tallmingle . C O M ,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
i am wrong.
April 28th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
um, what?
April 28th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
Please learn engreesh...
April 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am
He seems pretty coherent in his correspondence to his boss, despite what his Facebook status says. Man that would be embarrassing losing your job out of stupidity!!! get this guy a Carlsberg, geeeeez he needs a break!!!
April 28th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
the guy was sick... so it was a medical reason... dont see the problem.
April 28th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
How much more fake could this be?
"please process leave as requested." -- Has anyone (who was not an astronaut) ever written an email in this tone in the history of humankind?
April 28th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Yes actually...more people than you will ever know. Dun dun duuuuun.
April 28th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I worked as a union rep at my last job and yes that kind of language is normal. Its called legalize.. aka Bull Shitiize.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
Union Rep eh?
DAM COMMIES
April 28th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
Ever had a real job at a real company? I see that kind of talk every day.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:11 pm
hahah, nice. QFT!
April 28th, 2009 at 01:15 pm
are you really serious, I'm in HR for Best Buy, and this is how we talk on a professional standard every day of the week. Please refrain from acting like the dude that is being burned here, cause seriously the guy who called in is less of a dumb ass then you.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:16 pm
Its called "grown up words".
April 28th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
That is my friend and it is real.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:02 pm
you have dumb friends.
April 28th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Facebook still exists?
Newfags need to learn2internet
April 28th, 2009 at 02:34 pm
Yes facebook is still around. It has been for a long while.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:02 pm
Figures he's an idiot liberal.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
Doesn't matter if this one's fake, still funny 'cause you KNOW there are people revealing dumb-ass things about themselves on their Facebook accounts right this minute.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:16 pm
LOL, thats too funny dude. Well done!
RT
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April 28th, 2009 at 01:19 pm
Is Sickie Woo an australian thing?
You haven't seen anything until you've seen MACHO MAN Randy Savage trip/FREAK OUT on a bongful of Salvia:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
April 28th, 2009 at 01:20 pm
It's still medical. If I am sick, I am sick. It doesn't matter if I did it to myself or not. If I get food poisoning at a party the night before I suppose that's my fault too right? Who drinks to be sick? Exactly. I would still have a field day with the boss and his supposed proof. BTW, please prove I posted that to my facebook page, others have my login info etc etc.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:28 pm
Do you blame everyone for your problems? Yes, it's your fault that you made the decision to go to a party and eat some strange person's food, and got sick. Idiot.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:20 pm
If people tweaked their privacy settings so only their friends could see their profiles, this kind of stuff would rarely happen...
April 28th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
i think he should sue the company for violation of contract.
hangover is a medical issue resulting from lack of oxygen and some other shit.
it is more a medical issue that he was not at work than a 'skipping' issue or a 'broke car' issue
he did follow all laws regarding consumption of alcohol
sue ur work for not recognizing alcohol hangover as a medical issue.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:27 pm
I don't understand the urge of people for telling the whole world what they do every second of their worthless day.
April 28th, 2009 at 01:50 pm
I'm fed up with this showing up on the internet! It's so old! And I really was sick. Damn it my boss was such a dick that day. FML
April 28th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
Suck it up, princess. Go to f**king work and stop being a lazy Aussie. Only Mick Dundee gets to take sick days.
April 28th, 2009 at 02:03 pm
As an employer, I would see someone getting drunk and being hung over as a matter of choice and obvious consequence.
Kyle was trying to steal money.
He's a thief.
Ahh, you're saying "No big deal... the employer has lots of money..."
If that's what you're thinking, well, then, you deserve the life you get.
Oh yeah, and you're an idiot.
April 28th, 2009 at 02:11 pm
You're the kind of asshole that the government should kill or put in prison or something.
I think all employers should be killed... they are greedy bastards. I don't give a shit if they have worked 100 hour weeks for 5 years without pay... They make me do the menial tasks that I can't possibly fuck up... and they pay me like crap.
Really, I should make as much as them. I mean, we're all equal, right?
The government should at least tax the hell out of them. No, really, since they are so smart, the government should just make them slaves so that I can have free stuff.
Oh... look at the time... Gotta go do some meth and go down to collect my unemployment check.
April 28th, 2009 at 02:03 pm
What a dumbass. Sickie Woo! check out these 5 short versions of your favorite movies.
April 28th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
Have you ever wondered what it would look like if an ex-professional wrestler and Slim Jim spokesperson were to experiment with semi-legal hallucinogenic drugs and totally freak out???
Well then, check out Macho Man Randy Savage taking a bong rip of salvia:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
April 28th, 2009 at 02:11 pm
*wonders what happened to Kyle afterward*
-KN
cnxo.net
April 28th, 2009 at 02:14 pm
If you google this you'll find it's a hoax and he's admitted it.
Probably should have done that before getting all aggro about it, idiots
April 28th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
still being ill after a night out is a valid medical reason not to attend work the next day.
Now updating face book in the way the lad did wasnt the best idea but its not proof he wasnt well enough to attend work, its just proof he was well enough to go online and silly enough to add the post.
April 28th, 2009 at 02:28 pm
When you decide not to be a whimp and call in sick do NOT do this! LOL
April 28th, 2009 at 02:28 pm
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April 28th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
I'm an idiot ... seriously..
I'm gonna make 10,000 grand a year until I Die and be a drain on my country.
Thanks drugs :)
April 28th, 2009 at 04:03 pm
He's an idiot?.. 10,000 grand? you realize you just said 10 thousand thousand right? You simple bastard.
April 28th, 2009 at 04:09 pm
Oh shit... are you actually that dude? If so that's even funnier. I do however think you should be able to use a sick day if you have them.
April 28th, 2009 at 02:51 pm
You fail miserably at work and at life. You have been terminated form your job, now please terminate yourself. Thanks.
April 28th, 2009 at 02:53 pm
You Kyle, sir, have been owned.
April 28th, 2009 at 03:08 pm
the guy was trashed.. therefore he was sick.. I would have taken off too. yall act like youve never skipped a day of work/school b4. stop bein soo damn self-righteous. This shit isnt even that serious. Yall trynna act like "omg how dare he. that was sooo stupid." he got caught, big whoop. Wasnt an idiot move. Just one of those annoying coincidences. Im sure he learned his lesson bout postin shit on facebook.
April 28th, 2009 at 04:30 pm
you need a lesson in grammar... asshat.
April 28th, 2009 at 05:24 pm
Not a responsible person. He knew that he had to work the next day.
April 28th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
Dumb.
April 28th, 2009 at 03:28 pm
This HR Cunt needs to go out and take 15 shots and see if she doesn't feel sick in the morning. Kyle is a stand-out employee and didn't know that the chick in the blue dress was going to be hitting on him, fucking HR what jerkwads, productivity is at an all time high cut this kid some slack
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