At this point, is there really anyone who’s not sure what the f*&k happens to you when you get tasered? I love how every news crew has the one guy who “tests out” all the wacky ass/dangerous shit that comes through the news room for the color piece they want to run right before sports. How does the process work for doing these stories? Here’s how I envision these pieces coming about:
NEWS PRODUCER #1: Hey, it looks like that piece we have on soldiers coming home isn’t going to be ready by six. We need to fill four minutes.
NEWS PRODUCER #2: Hmmm. Well, I saw this new product that cuts a hole in your nut sack and then cleans your actual testicles. We could get Bob to try it out on camera.