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How to Transport a Freakin’ Shark


12 Responses to "How to Transport a Freakin’ Shark"

  1. The Penis Of Justin Thomas says:

    You could also kill her. Probably less messy, but potentially a fishier smell.

  2. philosopher says:

    thats probably the only way to keep your bitchy ex-wife from getting your car

  3. Sherri Baby says:

    That’s one mad shark!

  4. Shark strappin 101 says:

    Step 1: get some roap
    Step 2: Tie it to the hood of your car
    Step 3: Look like a pimp
    Step 4: Fail at looking like a pimp

  5. Mudbutt says:

    How can you do both steps 3 and 4? Just sayin.

    Also, what is roap?

  6. LexingtonSteele says:

    I think they are keeping it alive by spraying washer fluid into its gills.

  7. Horny Chick says:

    I’ve been tied down to a couple of things in my time, but never a car. Maybe ‘fourteenlines’ would like to join me for a Hardcore Sex Show..?

  8. Anonymous says:

    Don’t get me wrong, you suck and I’d probably rather shove a Roman candle in my urethra before I click on your site, but I gotta give you props for that one.

  9. TG says:

    Must be one of Discovery channels newest shows.

  10. yahbohl says:

    The green peace organization will appreciate this.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I’d like to see you take your obsession with Nasty Girl & dial it back a couple notches.

  12. fourteenlines says:

    I’d like to see “Nasty Girl” link This one to some bogus porn site.