How to Transport a Freakin’ Shark

12 Responses to "How to Transport a Freakin’ Shark"

1. yahbohl says:

   July 11, 2009 at 10:32 pm

   The green peace organization will appreciate this.

2. Shark strappin 101 says:

   July 11, 2009 at 12:33 am

   Step 1: get some roap
   Step 2: Tie it to the hood of your car
   Step 3: Look like a pimp
   Step 4: Fail at looking like a pimp

3. Mudbutt says:

   July 18, 2009 at 12:38 pm

   How can you do both steps 3 and 4? Just sayin.

   Also, what is roap?

4. Anonymous says:

   July 8, 2009 at 10:12 am

   I’d like to see you take your obsession with Nasty Girl & dial it back a couple notches.

5. fourteenlines says:

   July 6, 2009 at 5:48 pm

   I’d like to see “Nasty Girl” link This one to some bogus porn site.

6. Anonymous says:

   July 9, 2009 at 10:11 am

   Don’t get me wrong, you suck and I’d probably rather shove a Roman candle in my urethra before I click on your site, but I gotta give you props for that one.

7. Horny Chick says:

   July 9, 2009 at 12:11 am

   I’ve been tied down to a couple of things in my time, but never a car. Maybe ‘fourteenlines’ would like to join me for a Hardcore Sex Show..?

8. The Penis Of Justin Thomas says:

   July 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm

   You could also kill her. Probably less messy, but potentially a fishier smell.

9. philosopher says:

   July 6, 2009 at 11:05 am

   thats probably the only way to keep your bitchy ex-wife from getting your car

10. Sherri Baby says:

    September 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    That’s one mad shark!

11. LexingtonSteele says:

    July 6, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    I think they are keeping it alive by spraying washer fluid into its gills.

12. TG says:

    July 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Must be one of Discovery channels newest shows.