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This How You Really Rock Out WIth Your Cock Out

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9 Responses to "This How You Really Rock Out WIth Your Cock Out"

  1. Phil Lacio says:

    the head is too big. it’s too red. it’s too erect. It only means one thing. It’s a horse. No?
    It’s either the whole concept of a penis guitar disturbs me or those two fucking pimple-like rash at the bottom implicates that the bass player infected the guitar as well.

  2. shartfelch says:

    you put way too much thought into this, gay motherfucktard.

  3. ronthegood says:

    good luck getting a prom gig.

  4. blackstrat says:

    Uh … I’ll take your word for it, thanks.

  5. blackstrat says:

    Sweet, now make one where the neck is the dick, so when you do glissandos it looks like you’re beating off.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Blackstrat: That’s been done before, google image “wangcaster.”

  7. That Guy says:

    Where did you get Kip Winger’s bass?

  8. pockets says:

    Haha that is hilarious!

  9. Anonymous says:

    This bass would be pretty damn cool if a chick was playing it. If a guy was playing it, though — most disturbing shit ever.


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