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the head is too big. it’s too red. it’s too erect. It only means one thing. It’s a horse. No?
It’s either the whole concept of a penis guitar disturbs me or those two fucking pimple-like rash at the bottom implicates that the bass player infected the guitar as well.
you put way too much thought into this, gay motherfucktard.
good luck getting a prom gig.
Uh … I’ll take your word for it, thanks.
Sweet, now make one where the neck is the dick, so when you do glissandos it looks like you’re beating off.
Blackstrat: That’s been done before, google image “wangcaster.”
Where did you get Kip Winger’s bass?
Haha that is hilarious!
This bass would be pretty damn cool if a chick was playing it. If a guy was playing it, though — most disturbing shit ever.