The above is a picture of Brooke Hogan, her boyfriend, and her dad Hulk Hogan, at a pool on vacation. Look at the Hulkster in this picture, he looks like a hippopotamus wading through a river in Africa, silently watching a group of tourists on safari.
What the hell must it be like to date Brooke Hogan? I imagine if I were at the dinner table with the Hogan family and I reached over someone’s plate to grab the salt, the Hulkster would grab my arm and go: “You know what, you’ve been grabbing a lotttaaaaa things at this dinner table! A loottaaaa things. But maybe the next time you grab somethin’, the Hulkster’s gonna grab you and give you a lesson in Hulk-a-nomics,” to which I’d probably reply, “Did you mean a lesson in Hulk-a-manners? What I did was more an example of something rude than an example of poor understanding of economics.” At which point Hulkster would stare at me for a few seconds and then tear his shirt off and kill me.
Seriously though, I’ve seen enough wrestling matches with Hulk to know that the above photo can turn in to this really quickly:
Editor’s note: I loved the Hulk’s face in the headline pic so much I decided to see what it was like if he spied on other relationships. Check it after the jump.
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I’m really curious as to why there are 3 men in that pool…
Back on form! Sorry for being a twat re the Bud gig. Keep on keepin’ on!
I swear this is the only site that can make me actually laugh out loud just by reading.
Keep up the good work Holy Taco!
Hahahaha… The Hulk is watching you. Beware.
Guys, you shouldn’t joke about this. Sometimes I wake to the smell of baby oil and sweaty spandex and Hulk is peering at me over the foot of my bed. The Hulk watches alright. The Hulk sees all brotha.
OHHHHHHHHH YEAH, Macho Man Randy Savage wants a piece of that OHHHHHHHH YEAH……….SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
Wears the Jaws theme when you need it?
lol, wears. fail.
@Matty D: I don’t know about the Jaws theme, but I don’t think the Hulkster needs it when he is whereing that bandana.