When I was younger, I always thought it would be really cool if Hulk Hogan was my dad. But I also used to want to live in a house made of fruit roll ups. In retrospect, they both seem kind of like bad ideas. Usmagazine.com reports:
Nick Bollea (Hogan’s son) was sentenced to eight months in Florida’s Pinellas County Jail for felony reckless driving Thursday after pleading no contest in in court.
This is one of the first times in recent memory I’ve heard of a celebrity or a child of a celebrity, actually serving jail time. That’s a good move going by Nick Bollea because you gotta figure in jail, the fewer reasons some has to rape you, the better off you are. Thus, if somebody was like “I can either rape one of these two men, but I’m undecided at this point,” and someone came up to him and was like “That one is Hulk Hogan’s son,” I think that’s enough to cause said rapist to be like “Well, all things being equal, I’d rather rape someone of note.”
I still can’t believe he actually got sentenced. It makes me wonder who the judge was.
Very uncool Macho Man, very uncool.
Little Nick made a mistake and did not act very Hulk-like. He let down all of the Hulkamaniacs out there and the Hulkster does not approve. But Listen Macho Man Randy Savage, YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR SLIM JIM IN YOUR TIGHTS, I got J.Y.D. , BROTHER, keeping an eye on him is prison. The Hulkster will not hesitate to let the monster 24 inch pythons run wild on YOUUUUUU!
I want to see the hulks son in a headlock
hey, is that the lovely Elizabeth on the stenograph?
Well, what are you gonna do brother?
Damn, anyone heard how the friend that got hurt really bad in the wreck is doing.
Bryan
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maaaaacccchhooooooo man says OH YA, GUILTY. ok, im retarded.
Dude. gstar. The lovely Elizabeth is dead. Thank Lex Lugor.
“This is one of the first times in recent memory I’ve heard of a celebrity or a child of a celebrity, actually serving jail time”
Really, what about Paris Hilton and actually there are more examples (which I do not remember on the spot).
I digg your page though
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OHHH YEEA, YOUR GOIN TO THE SLAMMER TO GET SLAMMED OHHHHH YEAAAAA,
This is probably the best photoshop youve done. although it would have been better if he was smacking Nick in the face with a Slim Jim.
10 bucks says that as Nick Hogan was being led away from the courtroom, machoman got on top of the stand and delivered his patented flying elbow.
then he yelled “snap into a slim jim! oh yeaaaaah…”
and then one of those huge, bulging veins in his neck finally pops.