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The Human Toss

 
We need the human toss in the Olympics, immediately. Curling starts today in Vancouver and that’s about as exciting as watching a tooth brushing competition. How do we make this happen? If curling can make it in, the human toss has a legitimate chance.
 
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8 Responses to "The Human Toss"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    Holy gums batman! I didn’t know Mütiilation had a new record out.

    Am gunna git it!! Tadei!!

  2. Anonymussy says:

    I was looking up that band that you mentioned and it looks kinda weird, are you like an EMO or something? I like EMO’s, I identify alot with them because I dye my hair purple but not because of fashion trends but because purple suits my eye color better.

    I like Evanescence and My Chemical Romance, got all their records, do you like them too?

  3. Evil Kind of Kat says:

    ROTFFLOMA!!!!

  4. Anonymussy says:

    DonkeyXote, is this shit what you consider funny? You sure got me there. You signed in under my tag and said to everybody I like to dye my hair purple. Holy shit, I almost spit my beer all over the screen and I like EMO. That is some funny shit there. I surrender. How can I stand to post on HT with you burning me like that. I sure got pwned there. You are indeed the king….Fuck you, loser.

  5. DonkeyXote says:

    Let me guess, you thought that by saying that you spat BEER all over the screen it would make you appear cool? Ow bro, wut we gunna do wiff our fratboi hur!?!

    Fact is, you’re a bag of bones that can’t hold more than 750ml of liquor before you start throwing up. Cool people don’t drink in front of their computers, you asswipe; cool people go to a bar, preferably one that plays Heavy FUCKING Metal.

    You pussy!

  6. Anonymussy says:

    Let me guess. Gay bar?

  7. Donkey Blowes Me says:

    Based on that comment Mr. Xote, I can come to the following conclusions:
    1 – You can only go to the bar and drink because you mom won’t let you in the house = loser
    2 – You have no home of your own other than your parent’s basement = loser.
    3 – If you can drink 750ml and not hurl you spend lots of time at that bar. Therefore, you are a fat fuck and alone = loser
    4 – if you hang out at “Metal” bars, then you surely do not have a woman. Another man? Perhaps = loser
    My conclusion is….you are a loser!

  8. Turbo Tax says:

    That kid has the biggest helmet ever in proportion to his little wiry frame.


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