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19 Responses to "I Bet He Gets Laid"

  1. CYGNUS says:

    That boobies package is designed to give you a hardon, as for the kid, who would not have a hordon so close to the Fox when she looks that good, you Americans have a well know 2 fingered salute you use to discribe him, the thumb and pointing fingers held in front of your foreheads to resemble the letter L, at any event where ever we may thing of him I have to say he’s got big kahunas I will give him that much, that fact that her made him self a fool nationally or even internationally, guess what do you realise how many chick that know or seen this guy are all feeling sorry for him, if he can hold a normal conversation with a woman I bet he got his share of pussy from this incident, if you dont believe me just buy a big bunch of flowers and walk with it in any shopping mall and see how many young ladies will smile at you and even greet oe acknowledge you first, lastly he got close enough to smell the Fox so again no loss to him, as for the Fox being sincerely sorry what else can she say, she must be thinking fuck I hope this tosser dont mess you my ratings and popularity, I better make some clearly fake gesture to diffuse a potential pr nightmare, guys she an actress, if she cant make people believe shes sincere she would be out of a job long ago

  2. Your name: says:

    an inspiration to nerds around the globe

  3. weaselstomper says:

    “I don’t give a damn whether you saw ‘Transformers I & II”, fifty times; just get that rose out of my face or I’ll show you something to get pricked on!”

    “Horny; you said horny? I thought you wanted something that smelled good, was long,slender,green and thorny!”

  4. pemby14 says:

    What about the security guard behind her. Does he have a prosthetic hand, kinda creepy? Reminds me of Chubbs’ hand in Happy Gilmore, damn gator.

  5. Paul says:

    God the bitcher she looks the hotter she gets

  6. philosopher says:

    well what do you think you would look like if a hundred cameras were flashing in your eyes and hundreds of people were screaming at you?

  7. TurbinCowboy says:

    Nevermind the kid…check out the nip!!

  8. Paul says:

    I call that tuesday

  9. Anonymous says:

    That poor, poor Megan Fox. She’ll probably bitch about it during the whole limo ride home to her 10,000 square foot mansion, where she’ll take a shit in her diamond-encrusted toilet and wipe her ass with $20′s.

    haloing country

  10. philosopher says:

    its not all about the nipples, how awesome tits look depends on many factors

  11. fourteenlines says:

    Her nipples are not visible. Make the important distinction.

  12. philosopher says:

    she really does regret that she didn’t notice him, its so sweet, because you don’t see that in many celebrities these days

    plus, her tits are awesome! I mean… look at them! the picture really makes them look great

  13. philosopher says:

    in order
    1. i read that on yahoo news

    2. you would most likely fall to the floor, crying and shitting your pants if a hundred cameras were flashing in your eyes and hundreds of people were screaming at you

    3. no, I was not the kid with the flower, to think that you were talking to that one kid out of the entire country, just shows how retarded you are

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to freedom of speech without persecution

  14. Dick Guzinia says:

    “she really does regret that she didn’t notice him, its so sweet, because you don’t see that in many celebrities these days”

    “well what do you think you would look like if a hundred cameras were flashing in your eyes and hundreds of people were screaming at you?”

    You fuckin creepy, lame, Megan Fox stalkin, douchebag.

    You must be the kid with the flower.

  15. poope says:

    the kid has a boner

  16. Dspayre says:

    Yeah Laid out by security!

  17. Anonymous says:

    That’s Megan Fox, innit? Which is kinda ironic, since she’s in Transformers and the dude (?) with the flower is clearly from 1985.

    (captcha – “dispatches toilsome”, and no, frankly, I don’t give a fuck if this is annoying)

  18. eknks says:

    she really does regret that she didn’t notice him, its so sweet, because you don’t see that in many celebrities these days

    plus, her tits are awesome! I mean… look at them! the picture really makes them look great

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  19. Dianetics makes for good Diuretics says:

    Is that Springsteen pulling her on stage?