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I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement!

There’s a shocker on The Hills season finale, people!

People.com reports

“She’s not revealing many details, but Lauren Conrad says she makes a “life-changing” decision in the season-three finale of MTV’s The Hills, which airs Monday – and she’s happy with the choice she made.”

The term life-changing is pretty subjective. For instance, Anne Frank made a life-changing move when she decided to hide from Nazis in an attic during World War II. LC’s life consists of going to Pinkberry and talking about going to Pinkberry. But, I’ve never read the Diary of Anne Frank, and I own the first two seasons of The Hills on DVD, so what the hell do I know.

So what could the secret life-changing event be, Lauren?

“I gotta be honest, I haven’t seen the final episode yet. I know that something happens in our lives, but I don’t know what they’re showing.”

Um, I’m not sure if she knows this but, um, THE SHOW IS A DOCUMENTATION OF HER LIFE. If it’s “life changing,” then it’s probably going to be on a show about her life. Wow, this is a new level of stupid we’re experiencing here. I feel privileged to witness it.

6 Responses to "I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement!"

  1. Goose says:

    How life changing could it be if she doesn’t know what it is? But I don’t even care if this show is not that real. I still love it.

  2. dickgrays1 says:

    It seems to me that if you own not just one, but two seasons of The Hills on DVD, you are enabling her stupidity with your own.

  3. Devin Smith says:

    i like pinkberry

  4. SabrinaSexxy says:

    i like the bra-less look!

  5. Audriana is hawt says:

    The only reason why I watch the Hills is because Audriana. LC is okay, Heidi is just fucking nasty.

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