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haha i love how much passionate conversation this has inspired from the retarded handegg fans
I could care less if they renamed it Shitfist or Thunderfuck, American Football still fucking rocks.
amen!!! and on a side note: Rugby rules!!!
You know what? Lets test this system. Let’s put the marathon runners who can kick stuff on the field with Football (yes, Football) players. I’m sure any flop squad out there would last a reallllll long time.
I like handegg and football… and nobody will change anybody else’s minds so can’t we all just agree that baseball blows dick holes?
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Football is the greatest sport ever made, its fast, exciting, Brazilian boobies bounce in the crowd at every World Cup, its pretty much everything that handegg isn’t. The NFL (and american sports in general) are Commie inventions, stats, strategies, salary caps, the draft system etc (Stalin would love that) The English Premier League is the perfect example of a free market.
I love how you single handedly set the world record for cock sucking.
can i just say whoever tagged this pic is a complete and utter fool. Please research your facts. the term “football” in fact has nothing to do with using ur foot on the ball. As opposed to the more popular horse back sports of the times, the term football was used to describe any and all sports played on foot(plus a ball)rather than on HORSEBACK which were the prefered sport of royalty. Brittish schools were the sports were invented would play modified versions of these sports, some prefering to use the feet rather than the hands,others both. in the 18 hundreds, these decided to split thus formin association football (soccer) and rugby football. Originally it had absolutely nothing to do with the exclusive use of your feet, thus no sport any claim to the term as all including australian rules afl, (uses both) came from the one sport of football.
I bet you could. Someone sign this man. You’re what, 6’5 bout 245, perfect.
Lacrosse is where it’s at. Beat the shit out of each other with a metal stick, 105-110 mph shots at goalies who wear practically nothing.(outdoor)
Nothing beats Hurling.
Doesn’t matter. Both sports are gay and the players, and fans, have an I.Q. lower than the number of shoes they have on their feet. Both sports are just kicking a ball and running anyways. I can do that, show me something i can’t do.
The most she’s weighed is maybe 130. I know that because i’ve known her since 3rd grade.
After baseball, football has to be the shittiest sport ever.
Any sport who has the most number of fans is the best for a reason….
Lacrosse is awsome tho..
American football- the ball is one foot long, which makes the name apt, but only if you use the fucked up measuring system we use in the US.
I’m married.
Get a fuckin’ life professor…maybe you’ll get laid then.
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Is it just me or does that just seem wrong single handedly sucking cock
True, those calling soccer gay, i’d like to see one of you tryng it out. Not as easy as you think.
…okay, to what? Your fist? Sure would like to see this sweetheart. What’s she go, about 340 and 5′ 2″?
ico could do it…he’s married you know.
Both sports require skill. If falling down and PRETENDING to be hurt is gay, then so is grabbing a sweaty guy and trying to get on top of him.
I’d like to see one person who has even half the skill required to play anyone of these sports at a professional level, so stop calling them gay.
Soccer is the equivalent of 6 year-old little girls playing basketball: lots of crying and if you’re lucky somebody will score.
Yes because 90+ minutes ending in a 0-0 tie is super! It has the most fans because just like the rest of the world the sport and it’s fans are stuck in the stone age, and any poverty stricken meatsack can kick a roundish object on the ground.
Yep, I agree, I hurled after I fucked your Mom. It sure made me feel better.
… persuade a woman to have sex with you, without money changing hands?
130 kg
The fact is, “soccer” was around wayyyy before “football.”
Way before “football,” “soccer,” was called Football.
I love both of the sports.
But can you really argue against the truth?
in french soccer is football and football is American Football
Um im pretty sure that the arrow (in the picture to the right) is pointing to an elbow not a hand O.o
I noticed that Mongo’s only comeback is a random assertion. Do you really think that because someone uses the internet once in awhile (which includes you too, by the way) that they don’t have a social life? How pathetic, I’m sure unlike you, this “professor” is smart enough to get girls while you’re busy wanking yourself off to internet porn.
Never ever compare hockey to soccer again! Never! By the way there skippy, a dive in hockey now is a penalty. In soccer it’s a dynamic of the game. Big difference.
I’m sorry, but basketball fouls (including flagrants) = slap on the wrist/arm.
Soccer foul = kick to the leg or step on the foot.
Don’t get me wrong, there’s definitely diving, but there’s diving in basketball and hockey as well.
wow junkyard dog, naw Benoit would rule the world, by breaking our necks and choking us
This is great logic everyone. Physicality of a sport means NOTHING. Seriously. Einsteins brain power is comparable to what it takes to get out on a field. It’s like how good Oppenheimer was at physics you could totally compare that to how good Emmitt Smith was at football. There’s no logical gaps what so ever.
So wait, you’re complaint(it usually takes them about 20 seconds to knock the guy with the egg to the ground) is that it takes a long time for really strong guys to make other really strong guys stop doing something. Uh huh. I’m going to guess you also like Dancing With the Stars. You see there a bunch of people also get to run around and act like they’re being athletic.
i don’t like handegg because two thirds (or even more) of the game are spent on ‘preparing a strategy’ and not on the game itself. it usually takes them about 20 seconds to knock the guy with the egg to the ground, and then they have to regroup and stand in line again…the game’s not fluid.
football, on the other hand, is dynamic. i admit that they tend to cry like old women when they fall, and i don’t like that, but at least they are running all the time, and not just standing around in a homoerotic embrace like they do in handegg, or just standing around and doing basically nothing as they do in baseball.
Yeah but dude, they get paid a lot more to stand around, especially baseball. Gotta love that!
… makes perfect sense.
grammatically in incorrect? really?
And also like my comment, because I’m a retard.
…not that you do…
can i use my scooby doo helmet? oh i have scooby doo water wings to match it can i use them too?
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Everyone please put your helmets back on.
what are you?
a gay fish?
Is that what you like?
No, i like fish sticks
Fish dicks?
Wow… so many fucktards with so much time… fucktards
Yeah, you never heard of him? God forbid there’s a typo in a post geek sack.
1. the roundish reproductive body produced by the female of certain animals, as birds and most reptiles, consisting of an ovum and its envelope of albumen, jelly, membranes, egg case, or shell, according to species.
2. such a body produced by a domestic bird, esp. the hen.
3. the contents of an egg or eggs: raw egg; fried eggs.
4. ANYTHING RESEMBLING A HEN`S EGG.
5. Also called egg cell. the female gamete; ovum.
6. Informal. person: He’s a good egg.
7. Slang. an aerial bomb.
yeah, soccer. Handegg is okay…
And there aren’t a shitload of wide receivers just like that?
Soccer sucks for two reasons:
1. YOU CANT TIE IN A REAL SPORT
I know in the NFL you can but it rarely happens and they really realy need to change that, hockey gets a pass cause they encourage players to fight.
2. Soccer/Futbol/fooseball whatever the fuck you want to call it has the biggest pussies not in porn. They “guys” start crying like a baby when the bump into a piece of foam and want a foul to be called. SHUT THE FUCK UP and play your damn game.
In Foot-ball you pretend to be injured, so that the referee gives a foul. If one player is so stupid as to actually hit someone he will be sent off the field.
Not that I think it is something positive but that’s the reason.
Amen to that…
Ah, America…
“I expect stars and stripes not union jacks”, you are such a moron.
wtf, corey…. this is a pretty european post. on holy taco, i expect stars and stripes, not union jacks.
Unlike your comment, which is grammatically in incorrect.
…not that your message does…
makes perfectly sense
egg? why egg? that makes no sense. who ever said balls have to be spherical?
Playing what sport? Unless you mean in some type of fist to cuffs scenario, cause that would really prove something. Then we could put Einstein up against (insert roided-up WWF star here) and Einstein would get eff’d up bad and that would mean the said WWF dude would be better than relativity. Holy crap, then a worm hole would appear and the Junkyard Dog would walk out and dominate the universe. I don’t know about you, but I think the best thing to do right now is stock up on duck tape and tin foil, and pray that Einstein was more scrappy than he looked.
I’d put any one of the Dallas “Handegg” players (or any other NFL player) against your best Futball player andy day and put my money on the “handegg” player being the one that comes out the winner.
Who the hell is Andy Day? The best futball player??
how bout we put all ur best handegg players against the best rugby players mate?? handegg bitches would be eaten alive…..change the name already
so “pretending” you are injured isn’t gay then ???
I don,’t see how its gay if it helps you win the game its only gay if the other team does it
Ball doesn’t mean perfectly round retards.
1. a spherical or approximately spherical body or shape; sphere: He rolled the piece of paper into a ball.
2. a round or roundish body, of various sizes and materials, either hollow or solid, for use in games, as baseball, football, tennis, or golf.
So, may be we should put, foot sphere, and hand egg.
Soccer is retarded.
you mean football? and not thre handegg verison
No they don’t cry, they just throw a hissy fit. Not saying there are no premadonas in the NFL, but soccer is way worse.
We named re-named football to soccer and stole the name football to piss off the ‘Blimey Brits’ (said with poor English accent).
Diving in soccer is also punished with either a free kick or a yellow card.
I would have said asshole who we all hope dies but yea i agree with him being a dumb mother fucker