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20 Responses to "I Guess This Is An Old Time-y Dildo Factory"

  1. Thatguypete says:

    Q: what do soybeans and dildos have in common?
    A: they’re both meat substitutes…

  2. Barnaby Jones says:

    Well, i never heard that before!

  3. A Different Paul says:

    It was really interesting. It was part of a larger subject talking about how women have been treated through history. Did you know that vibrators/dildos were once prescribed as a cure for hysteria in women?

  4. Dspayre says:

    Still are, aren’t they?

  5. a girl says:

    I think that everyone knows that now. Still cool, though.

  6. Anonymous says:

    And you were doing that research for what Paula?

  7. Anonymous says:

    and thats not weird at all

  8. A Different Paul says:

    In fact it is! I saw this while doing research on female masturbation throughout the years.

  9. Anonymous says:

    You’re a semen smudge Frenchie…now back to the 3rd world.

  10. Pierre says:

    i like the semen smudge stain in the lower middle.

    nice touch

  11. Hot Dip says:

    It’s a ghost, dumbass.

  12. Anonymous says:

    are they made of wood? did they get lots of splinters in their vjays?

  13. Anonymous says:

    Ye Olde Hickory Dickory Shoppe

  14. Snow says:

    OMFGROTFLMFAO fucking epic!

  15. vaffanculo says:

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Looks like the orphanage Crud was raised in…he’s the one hanging on the right end.

  17. Anonymous says:

    All my dildos have pubes.

  18. Paul says:

    I think its funny how they made all there dildos with pubes

  19. Anonymous says:

    at first glace i thought one of the ladies in a dress was holding a machete and then i noticed a bunch of cut off penises.. it was a scary thought

  20. ANF says:

    This is not a very extensive collection. Of course you can’t expect them to do anything fancy like modern toys, buth there’s no size or shape difference.


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