When I was in school, my lunch lady looked like a cross between Burt Reynolds and a Manatee. I would have been super excited if she had looked anything like "Crystal Gunns."
I love how they "just" figured out she was a porn star. I wonder who played detective on that one. Because if the triple F sized breasts didn't give it away, it had to be something REALLY obvious. Like, maybe when she was serving sloppy joes, she'd ask the kids, "you want it sloppy? You want that shit sloppy, Billy? Yeaaaah, oh god, yeah, grab that sloppy joe, grab that shit and put more sauce on it. Get sauce allllll ooooover my sloppy joe. Now move to the end of the line and grab an OJ."
Lastly, my favorite part of this is that the one male parent is like "eh, it's not that big a deal."
Just wondering... what could Ms. Gunns do to interfere with the kids? I mean, just being around the kids isn't going to infect them with a porno-virus or suddenly give all the little boys raging hard-ons.
Why is it that people think kids will suddenly die from malaria if they are merely in the vicinity of someone that they don't approve of?
Two things, first: is it wrong that I got a little chubbed up reading about Billy, and second is it worse that I now have a craving for sloppy joes....
Who else finds it hilarious that the fat bitch sounds like she didn't swallow her bacon thoroughly from that morning? She should be just as concerned with her horrendous perm and triple g chin as she is about whether Ms Gunns did some hand jobs for a check.
Actually, her breast size is mentioned at the end of this personal profile:
Crystal Gunns Personal Profile
Birth Date: 20 March 1976, Bronx, New York City, New York, USA
Height: 5 ft 4 in (1.63 m)
Weight: 121 lb (55 kg)
Hair colour: Blonde/Brunette
Eye colour: Brown
Measurements: 46GGG-26-34
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November 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
School, "It's amazing... We have never had so many male parents attend open house night before - thanks channel 3!"
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
video wont play
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
nevermind
November 22nd, 2008 at 02:06 pm
I had to replay it, cause I sware that parent said "It's in her ass..." It took me like 10 replays to realize he said "It's in her PAST..."
November 22nd, 2008 at 05:40 pm
surprise, surprise, fatty wants her out. i wonder if they've seen increased father participation at pta meetings.
November 22nd, 2008 at 05:51 pm
Just wondering... what could Ms. Gunns do to interfere with the kids? I mean, just being around the kids isn't going to infect them with a porno-virus or suddenly give all the little boys raging hard-ons.
Why is it that people think kids will suddenly die from malaria if they are merely in the vicinity of someone that they don't approve of?
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:34 am
Not that it matters all that much, but their actually triple G's...
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
doesn't work
November 24th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Fuck, Ms. Gunns. That anchor is scorching hot. Who is she?
November 24th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Two things, first: is it wrong that I got a little chubbed up reading about Billy, and second is it worse that I now have a craving for sloppy joes....
November 25th, 2008 at 04:23 pm
Who else finds it hilarious that the fat bitch sounds like she didn't swallow her bacon thoroughly from that morning? She should be just as concerned with her horrendous perm and triple g chin as she is about whether Ms Gunns did some hand jobs for a check.
December 2nd, 2008 at 08:23 pm
Actually, her breast size is mentioned at the end of this personal profile:
Crystal Gunns Personal Profile
Birth Date: 20 March 1976, Bronx, New York City, New York, USA
Height: 5 ft 4 in (1.63 m)
Weight: 121 lb (55 kg)
Hair colour: Blonde/Brunette
Eye colour: Brown
Measurements: 46GGG-26-34
Thats tripple G's, not tripple F's :)
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