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84 Responses to "I Think This Is The Last Place I Saw My Keys"

  1. Rammer says:

    Baby, you just need my dick to forget that dipshit.

  2. weaselstomper says:

    “You’re right babe! just like it says here: ‘sonic key finder will emit a long,shrieking, wail/moan and it will lead you right to the ‘box’. Includes rechargeable batteries which
    come with the box. Caution: do not hold in hand if the box is warm, feel it first, as it may become scorched or overly heated…”

  3. 875&65 says:

    fall out boy suck

  4. Ameanamous says:

    forgot to do that once, did ya?

  5. Dubs says:

    he must be a really good dancer

  6. Lubemaster says:

    how pathetic do u have to be to steal someone’s holy taco name…we know u are not the real Lubemaster because u didn’t use elipses…dumb fuck…leave Rachel and I alone…LOL

  7. TG says:

    3 breasts? Oh damn just a shoulder.

  8. Anonymous says:

    What you pooped yourself? Damn I shouldn’t have travelled down the Hershey highwas so fast.

  9. William Clinton says:

    Brings me back to the good ol days.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

  11. DrDEAD says:

    It’s the classic Dick check. making sure she’s not a tranny

  12. Lubemaster says:

    Rachel is that you?

  13. Lubemaster says:

    You sure did baby! Once I got the herpes diagnosis you could have knocked me over with a feather. Yep, that’s impact.

  14. Rachel says:

    wait… was that supposed to be witty, clever or offensive in any way? might want to work on that one dearest.

  15. Anonymous says:

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  16. Anonymous says:

    Who was at a party taking aerial photos?

  17. Shizzire says:

    It’s fun to ogle, and joke about this poor girl. Remember that’s someone’s daughter. Someone’s hot, trashy daughter that probably smells as sweet as roses in her bathing suit area and tastes like sunshine.

  18. kahoona says:

    “Theres my class ring…wait a sec, I did’nt go to Compton Central!!!”

  19. Anonymous says:

    No, your herpes, syph and HIV status scares me too much! By the way, how’s your sister honey? Last time I heard she was still hooki’ in Baltimore.

  20. Rachel says:

    nope, im a different hair color and generally prefer it when guys wait for the privacy of the bar bathroom. way to mention me in pictures that dont have dead people and children on playground equipment in them though. i must have made an impact.

  21. Mary says:

    She’s reachin’ around, checking his package to see if he has a big enough dong for her. Only fair since he is doing a Trany check.

  22. Rachel says:

    dang… there needs to be a secret code or something to tell who is real and who is amateur. and ill have you know, fake lubemaster, that the herpes came from your sister. its obvious considering the entire high school football team got it from her as well in exchange for the clap. id get that checked out if i were you.

  23. Anonymous says:

    gett itt get a room

  24. Anonymous says:

    thats fucking classic right there

  25. ico says:

    I’m just replying to see how small this will be.

  26. thenaughtyplace.com says:

    EVERYBODY WANTS SOME I WANT SOME TOO!

  27. Raziel says:

    Bold but nice.

  28. thenaughtyplace.com says:

    I’VE GOT TOYS

  29. Tina says:

    Thats much better way to search. Google search has a competition big time here http://www.ekhichdi.com/gallery/

    Tina

  30. Raziel says:

    Bold but nice.

  31. Body Massage says:

    any1 else notice she only has one arm?

  32. Rachel says:

    thats what she said!

  33. CHammer says:

    I think he’s going to figure out pretty soon that she was just gang banged in the parking lot a few minutes ago.

  34. Anonymouse says:

    Tiny!

  35. Anonymous says:

    Fail.

  36. Anonymous says:

    Fail.

  37. Rachel says:

    Besides, I’m the real lubemaster here. Grease me the fuck up!!!!

  38. UN- nonymous says:

    did YOU notice she appears to be only about 13????? fuckin idiot!!!!!

  39. JD Salinger says:

    Yeah, just imagine what a woman could do with a knubb like that

  40. Rachel says:

    Who the fuck says poop. What are you 7??? Do you have your parents permission to be that gay?

  41. philosopher says:

    how do I become as lucky as that guy?

  42. Anonymous says:

    You don’t…

  43. Anonymous says:

    I say poop. I do poop. YOU eat my poop. Poop poop poop poopy poop POOOOOOOOP!!!

  44. ANTHONY RAMKEESOON says:

    MAYBE HIS CELL PHONE AS WELL….

  45. Anonymous says:

    ehh heh heh heh … heh. heh?

  46. Masterlube says:

    im
    late..
    what
    did
    i
    miss?

  47. Lubemaster says:

    keep going

  48. UN- nonymous says:

    Yao Ming?

  49. Rachel says:

    haha, silly people with unoriginal names. you’ll notice that i dont sound like a 12 year old who just discovered that certain words are naughty and is sharing them with all the other tykes on the school bus.

  50. Rachel says:

    the world is closing in around us!!!

  51. Anonymous says:

    i want sex

  52. Rachel says:

    You disgust me

  53. stoopid says:

    wee wee wee all the way home

  54. Rachel says:

    And while your at it, you might want to work on the rest of that shit cock-face!

  55. Mary's mother says:

    That’s right darling! Mommy taught you well. Always check the cock first.

  56. Lubemaster says:

    master lube reporting for duty…in ur booty…and not any of u gay ass dudes on here

  57. Kid from the photo says:

    Uh……I already knew she’d done that, that’s why I was immediately attracted to her.

  58. Lubemaster says:

    you discuss me

  59. Lubemaster says:

    no…she said stop but i like resistance

  60. dupre says:

    hey stupid iz that how u dance with ya sis? oooooooohhh sorry i guess u dance with ya mom 2 ryt?heheheh a** hole.

  61. lt.dan says:

    So he’s dancing with his sister. What’s the big deal?

  62. Ryan says:

    That vagina looks a little meth-y

  63. Anonymous says:

    “What’s the chance of you having herpes?” *looks at picture* “Nevermind”

  64. Anonymous says:

    Fuck I HATE having to agree with you but you are absolutely right!

  65. vaffanculo says:

    That there is an epic win, I gotta say.

  66. Anomynous says:

    Perhaps. You OK with anal?

  67. Jennifer says:

    Thanks. Any of you guys wanna fuck?

  68. MD says:

    Sure why not? But let’s start with finding my keys 1st then fuck we shall…

  69. LONEWOLF says:

    ME ME ME!!! I also like to EAT!!

  70. baconator says:

    Jennifer?!

  71. Jennifer says:

    yeah???? Oh all of a sudden you care that someone else is fingering my shit. When we were together all you could talk about was bacon and all you wanted to do was role play. Fucking you in the ass with a tire iron was getting boring loser. Go eat some fuckin bacon!

  72. fingfangfoom says:

    keys? i think this is where i parked the car.

  73. John McCain says:

    you’re supposed to…this is the parking lot

  74. ANTHONY RAMKEESOON says:

    OOOHH! MAN!!

  75. Sherri Baby says:

    That’s fucking sexy… I just got wet looking at it.

  76. LONEWOLF says:

    How WET are you? Care to show me???

  77. Taco Tuesday Diarrhea says:

    He’s just checking to see if she is on the rag before he invests anymore time into this slut for his friday night conquest.

  78. Push says:

    Ewww, that’s an effective yet very disgusting method. I guess if you find out she is you wouldn’t want to fuck anyway…

  79. !! says:

    act like you’ve been there already brah..

  80. anonymous says:

    Hey, you have to check for the junk before you take her home.

  81. Anomynous says:

    I think that’s also the last place I saw my huge ol’ load of baby batter.

  82. Obama says:

    Call the Quicky Mart right away dude, your boss is looking for you and you are late for your shift.

  83. abhishek SINGH says:

    I ALSO WANT TO SEARCH MY KEYS THERE…………..


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