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I Think This Is The Last Place I Saw My Keys


84 Responses to "I Think This Is The Last Place I Saw My Keys"

  1. Shizzire says:

    It’s fun to ogle, and joke about this poor girl. Remember that’s someone’s daughter. Someone’s hot, trashy daughter that probably smells as sweet as roses in her bathing suit area and tastes like sunshine.

  2. Rachel says:

    And while your at it, you might want to work on the rest of that shit cock-face!

  3. Rachel says:

    wait… was that supposed to be witty, clever or offensive in any way? might want to work on that one dearest.

  4. Body Massage says:

    any1 else notice she only has one arm?

  5. Mary's mother says:

    That’s right darling! Mommy taught you well. Always check the cock first.

  6. kahoona says:

    “Theres my class ring…wait a sec, I did’nt go to Compton Central!!!”

  7. Lubemaster says:

    master lube reporting for duty…in ur booty…and not any of u gay ass dudes on here

  8. Kid from the photo says:

    Uh……I already knew she’d done that, that’s why I was immediately attracted to her.

  9. 875&65 says:

    fall out boy suck

  10. Anonymous says:

    mm more juicy photos >>

    Must See!!!



  11. Lubemaster says:

    you discuss me

  12. Anonymous says:

    Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

  13. Ameanamous says:

    forgot to do that once, did ya?

  14. Rachel says:

    haha, silly people with unoriginal names. you’ll notice that i dont sound like a 12 year old who just discovered that certain words are naughty and is sharing them with all the other tykes on the school bus.

  15. Anonymous says:


  16. Rachel says:

    the world is closing in around us!!!

  17. JD Salinger says:

    Yeah, just imagine what a woman could do with a knubb like that

  18. Lubemaster says:

    how pathetic do u have to be to steal someone’s holy taco name…we know u are not the real Lubemaster because u didn’t use elipses…dumb fuck…leave Rachel and I alone…LOL

  19. DrDEAD says:

    It’s the classic Dick check. making sure she’s not a tranny

  20. Anonymous says:


  21. Rachel says:

    dang… there needs to be a secret code or something to tell who is real and who is amateur. and ill have you know, fake lubemaster, that the herpes came from your sister. its obvious considering the entire high school football team got it from her as well in exchange for the clap. id get that checked out if i were you.

  22. Rachel says:

    Who the fuck says poop. What are you 7??? Do you have your parents permission to be that gay?

  23. Lubemaster says:

    no…she said stop but i like resistance

  24. Tina says:

    Thats much better way to search. Google search has a competition big time here http://www.ekhichdi.com/gallery/


  25. Raziel says:

    Bold but nice.

  26. Masterlube says:


  27. Lubemaster says:

    Rachel is that you?

  28. Anonymous says:

    You don’t…

  29. Anonymous says:

    What you pooped yourself? Damn I shouldn’t have travelled down the Hershey highwas so fast.

  30. Anonymous says:

    gett itt get a room

  31. William Clinton says:

    Brings me back to the good ol days.

  32. weaselstomper says:

    “You’re right babe! just like it says here: ‘sonic key finder will emit a long,shrieking, wail/moan and it will lead you right to the ‘box’. Includes rechargeable batteries which
    come with the box. Caution: do not hold in hand if the box is warm, feel it first, as it may become scorched or overly heated…”

  33. Lubemaster says:

    keep going

  34. Anonymous says:

    No, your herpes, syph and HIV status scares me too much! By the way, how’s your sister honey? Last time I heard she was still hooki’ in Baltimore.

  35. Rachel says:

    thats what she said!

  36. Anonymous says:

    thats fucking classic right there

  37. Rachel says:

    You disgust me

  38. Anonymous says:

    i want sex

  39. Rachel says:

    Besides, I’m the real lubemaster here. Grease me the fuck up!!!!

  40. Mary says:

    She’s reachin’ around, checking his package to see if he has a big enough dong for her. Only fair since he is doing a Trany check.

  41. Anonymous says:

    I say poop. I do poop. YOU eat my poop. Poop poop poop poopy poop POOOOOOOOP!!!

  42. Lubemaster says:

    You sure did baby! Once I got the herpes diagnosis you could have knocked me over with a feather. Yep, that’s impact.

  43. Dubs says:

    he must be a really good dancer

  44. thenaughtyplace.com says:


  45. philosopher says:

    how do I become as lucky as that guy?



  47. Raziel says:

    Bold but nice.

  48. Anonymous says:

    ehh heh heh heh … heh. heh?

  49. Rachel says:

    nope, im a different hair color and generally prefer it when guys wait for the privacy of the bar bathroom. way to mention me in pictures that dont have dead people and children on playground equipment in them though. i must have made an impact.

  50. UN- nonymous says:

    did YOU notice she appears to be only about 13????? fuckin idiot!!!!!

  51. Anonymous says:

    Who was at a party taking aerial photos?

  52. TG says:

    3 breasts? Oh damn just a shoulder.

  53. ico says:

    I’m just replying to see how small this will be.

  54. thenaughtyplace.com says:


  55. Rammer says:

    Baby, you just need my dick to forget that dipshit.

  56. CHammer says:

    I think he’s going to figure out pretty soon that she was just gang banged in the parking lot a few minutes ago.

  57. stoopid says:

    wee wee wee all the way home

  58. Anonymouse says:


  59. UN- nonymous says:

    Yao Ming?

  60. Sherri Baby says:

    That’s fucking sexy… I just got wet looking at it.

  61. LONEWOLF says:

    How WET are you? Care to show me???


    OOOHH! MAN!!

  63. vaffanculo says:

    That there is an epic win, I gotta say.

  64. LONEWOLF says:

    ME ME ME!!! I also like to EAT!!

  65. Anonymous says:

    “What’s the chance of you having herpes?” *looks at picture* “Nevermind”

  66. Anomynous says:

    Perhaps. You OK with anal?

  67. Jennifer says:

    Thanks. Any of you guys wanna fuck?

  68. Anonymous says:

    Fuck I HATE having to agree with you but you are absolutely right!

  69. Ryan says:

    That vagina looks a little meth-y

  70. MD says:

    Sure why not? But let’s start with finding my keys 1st then fuck we shall…

  71. lt.dan says:

    So he’s dancing with his sister. What’s the big deal?

  72. dupre says:

    hey stupid iz that how u dance with ya sis? oooooooohhh sorry i guess u dance with ya mom 2 ryt?heheheh a** hole.

  73. anonymous says:

    Hey, you have to check for the junk before you take her home.

  74. !! says:

    act like you’ve been there already brah..

  75. abhishek SINGH says:


  76. Obama says:

    Call the Quicky Mart right away dude, your boss is looking for you and you are late for your shift.

  77. fingfangfoom says:

    keys? i think this is where i parked the car.

  78. John McCain says:

    you’re supposed to…this is the parking lot

  79. Push says:

    Ewww, that’s an effective yet very disgusting method. I guess if you find out she is you wouldn’t want to fuck anyway…

  80. Taco Tuesday Diarrhea says:

    He’s just checking to see if she is on the rag before he invests anymore time into this slut for his friday night conquest.

  81. Jennifer says:

    yeah???? Oh all of a sudden you care that someone else is fingering my shit. When we were together all you could talk about was bacon and all you wanted to do was role play. Fucking you in the ass with a tire iron was getting boring loser. Go eat some fuckin bacon!

  82. baconator says:


  83. Anomynous says:

    I think that’s also the last place I saw my huge ol’ load of baby batter.