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I Think We’re Alone Now…In Prison

 
I’d like to thank this trailer for "I Think We’re Alone Now," which is a movie about dudes who are waaaaay too obsessed with Tiffany for giving me my favorite quote for today: "I might ask for a finger nail or a toe nail, a lock of hair, or a scab or a skin from a blister….I could ask for that."
 
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8 Responses to "I Think We’re Alone Now…In Prison"

  1. www.deadwoodgulchresort.net says:

    good one, thanks for it.

  2. Redrum says:

    Why can’t we just put both of these Faaarrreeeeks in a cage with her music blaring and have them fight to the death for a chance to win a collection of Tiffany’s used snot rags, tampons and excrement. Fuk boxing and extreme fighting, that’s got PPV event of the millenium written all over it.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I actually really liked this movie. Check it out, people. Once you get over the initial creepiness it’s quite good.

  4. dane says:

    man… I’ve never wanted Tiffanies Finger nails… but a scab from Miley Cyrus!
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  5. Buddy Ice says:

    I’ve never been more scared in my life.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I’m very disturbed now, thanks.

  7. Anon says:

    It wouldn’t be much of a match. That she-male would take out that pudgy guy easily.

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