Well it could have been cookies BEFORE you sat on “him” ;d
Santa is full of shit… there I said it.
so THAT”S where the coal comes from…
Hahahha i get cookies part but not the milk part
Well, before he used to go down the Cheminee, now he goes down the drain.
Don’t forget to flush two times! LOL LOL
Wait until I go there and fart. LOL LOL
Get off the computer son… seriously… i know its you…
So Mrs. Claus doesn’t miss him while he’s gone, complete with vibrating nose.