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I Thought He Just Ate Milk and Cookies


7 Responses to "I Thought He Just Ate Milk and Cookies"

  1. H4mm4r3 says:

    Well it could have been cookies BEFORE you sat on “him” ;d

  2. eclipsedfloyd89 says:

    Santa is full of shit… there I said it.

  3. ... says:

    so THAT”S where the coal comes from…

  4. drizzy drake rodgers says:

    Hahahha i get cookies part but not the milk part

  5. SimonJPA says:

    Well, before he used to go down the Cheminee, now he goes down the drain.

    Don’t forget to flush two times! LOL LOL

    Wait until I go there and fart. LOL LOL

  6. SimonJPA'sdad says:

    Get off the computer son… seriously… i know its you…

  7. This Guy says:

    So Mrs. Claus doesn’t miss him while he’s gone, complete with vibrating nose.