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15 Responses to "I Thought It’d Be Bigger"

  1. rick james says:


  2. His New Slogan says:

    Yes We Cum!

  3. snarfy says:

    Is that nose a butt tickler? How ironic…

  4. WTF says:

    The real guy is a bigger dildo than that!

  5. LMAO says:

    Just like the real thing in some ways. he is a dick. he is a dildo. fake as hell, and way overpriced.

  6. Olala says:

    The real version has no nuts and is limp, but still big.

  7. Grundle King says:

    Here I was under the impression that he didn’t have any balls.

  8. FIRST! says:

    and you sucked it.

  9. FIRST!'s Mom says:

    Now come on son…be nice. No one sucked on your toy…it was just a bad dream.

  10. nice says:

    Maybe it is still soft

  11. pratik says:

    That’s just fuckin ridiculous.

  12. office jerk says:

    i’ll take 2

  13. DEADNECK says:

    I’ve been tryin gto tell everyone he’s a dick!

  14. Rick says:

    Can we get back to Alice… I thought Aria Giovanni was fine, but she’s a has-been.

    Out with the old and IN WITH THE NEW! :)

  15. DonkeyXote says:

    I’d give big bucks to see Osama stick a few of those up his pooper, big bucks!!